Salop Matt Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Folks, Am not on a witch hunt here and dont want to start a thread of tales and stories etc. But....... For 6+ years now we have lived in the smae house and our area seems to be heavily visited by the JW door knocking. Now both me and the wife have asked politely and firmly and more recently in an annoyed mannor for them to stop visiting/calling/knocking what ever they want to call it. We have requested that they record our house number and ensure none of there community come again. Yet over luch today, AGAIN, they are back ! ! ! And again we have told them they arent welcome and we do not wish to be bothered by them. We even insisted they record it in there little book they carry with them again in front of us. I know this will of fallen on theyre deaf/ingnorant ears and within the next 6-10 weeks they will back again. Its getting like ground hog day and they are wasting both our time and theres. So can anyone advise if you stand any chance of threatening them with a charge of harrassment or tresspass etc ? We really are sick and fed-up of them, they dont want a rant from me each time and I dont want to rant at them either so whats the way forward? We display a blood doning sticker in the window also. If we have any Police officers/ CSO`s or JW on here that could PM me some factual help to stop them that would be much appreciated and I wouldnt reveil your ID to the greater population on here either. ATB Matt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 They stopped calling here when OH tried to convert them to Paganism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Say you are making a zombie movie upstairs and would they like to be extras? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Ignore them. Politely just close the door on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeonblasterian Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Just tell them to go forth and multiply.They will stick it in there book and you should not be bothered for a good while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Put a sign on the door saying "no cold calling." It'll cost pennies on eBay and is affective. I wouldn't write it yourself, looking at the original post... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danger-Mouse Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Put a sign on the door saying "no cold calling." It'll cost pennies on eBay and is affective. I wouldn't write it yourself, looking at the original post... You should be careful when you make posts like that . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 or this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Get an old pair of wellies, spray them silver and leave them by the front door. They won't knock if they think Gary Glitter lives there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 My dogs often sleep in the hall way. That tends to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clint1 Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 You're not too far from me, send them round as we don't get enough of the half-wits here. I've had to follow them down the street in the past trying to get answers to important questions like " does ***** ********** ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Urinating on their shoes normally gets the message across - its a territorial/dominance thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I just tell them " hey sorry i did not see the accident" :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Put a sign on the door saying "no cold calling." It'll cost pennies on eBay and is affective. I wouldn't write it yourself, looking at the original post... Nice to see the spelling police cannot spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentalmac Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 They came to mine and left me a leaflet and when they came back a few days later to ask how I got on with it - I explained it was the best fire lighter I'd used in ages. Never saw them since. Certainly agree with the door signs too, they work well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrM Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 They visited my brother once - he's a CofE vicar. He kept them talking for hours! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Kill the first one, word will spread Yes but the survivors would dam him to hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon controller Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I have a Jewish friend who has an Icon on his door frame and they walk up the path and then go away. I'm not sure what it is but it seems to work, over to the massive to educate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenboy Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I have a Jewish friend who has an Icon on his door frame and they walk up the path and then go away. I'm not sure what it is but it seems to work, over to the massive to educate me. Star of David ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferguson_tom Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Invite them in for tea and biscuits and keep them for hours. My grandad did this a couple of years ago and kept them for most of the afternoon. Alternatively put a couple of these on your car or doorway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EMcC Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I find some of them very interesting particularly the one from Utah. I was reloading in my garage with the door open on one occasion and one turned up and we spent about twenty minutes talking and then his 'Brother' came to find out where he was and we spent another half an hour talking guns and reloading ammo. No I never have a problem with them, just politely tell them that I am happy with the way I live and they are quite happy to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlerob Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 If you know the jo ho's at the door do what I did answer the door with my trousers down to the floor letting it hang out asking if they was here for the swinger party haven't had one in 5 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cranfield Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Find out where your local Kingdom Hall is, either go along, or drop them a line (Congregation Overseer or Presiding Overseer) and ask them to stop visiting you, as you consider it harassment. Thats what we did ten years ago and haven't had a visit since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welsh1 Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 Get them to move in by you,my Mum and Dad were plagued by them knocking on the door, then a couple who were jo ho's moved in two doors down, no knock on the door for over 15 years.Mind you they fill the street every now and then with their cars when they have meetings at the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Curly87 Posted June 1, 2015 Report Share Posted June 1, 2015 I have a Jewish friend who has an Icon on his door frame and they walk up the path and then go away. I'm not sure what it is but it seems to work, over to the massive to educate me. Would probably be a Mezuzah http://www.myjewishlearning.com/article/mezuzah-2/ The wife is Jewish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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