JDog Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 My brother has been accommodating me for the past few days whilst I have been working in the Cotswolds (no snide remarks from you Aga Man please), so I offered to take him out for dinner last night. He wanted to try the new Thai place that had opened so off we went. It really was called Cabbages and Condoms. We were shown to out table by a very pretty Thai girl with three buttons on her blouse open revealing bosoms to die for, but unfortunately for me anyway too big a bottom for my liking. The food was good and we had lots of attention from the staff and when I asked for the bill it came on a plate along with a card and two condoms, both pictured. I doubt that this was an invitation to wait outside the restaurant until it closed so we went on our merry way. They will remain unused I am sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royboy Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Bet that looked well ! Two blokes with a couple of johnys on the table ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Well it was a Cotswold boys meet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Well it was a Cotswold boys meet :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
felly100 Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 A couple of cabbages would of been more useful to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timmytree Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Where's the picture of the bosoms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 i am truly speechless...........i just dont know what to say.............(well i do , but it cant be repeated on here)......i really didnt think the JDog clan were that loosh....ney....lounge lizards.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iano Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 When will the engagement be announced? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 This may be connected to (or at least inspired by) the one in Bangkok (which I've been to) , IIRC the profits (or some of them) from the one in BKK go to AIDS research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoot and be safe Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 I think the main question here is, how much was the bill and are the "extras" on offer tax deductible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 When will the engagement be announced? Was thinking the same ,Where's the picture of the bosoms? I mean this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
la bala Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Different Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 I was in a play called, cabbages and kings when I was at primary school. Can't remember what it was all about. No one spoke about condoms back then. I think that it was a case of full speed ahead and trust in the Lord back then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 might be a bit chewy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 I was in a play called, cabbages and kings when I was at primary school. Can't remember what it was all about. No one spoke about condoms back then. I think that it was a case of full speed ahead and trust in the Lord back then. The time has come the walrus said....to think of other things......blah blah blah...of condoms..sealing wax and cabbages and kings... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 I was in a play called, cabbages and kings when I was at primary school. Can't remember what it was all about. No one spoke about condoms back then. I think that it was a case of full speed ahead and trust in the Lord back then. The Wallrus and the carpenter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 I think that I was about 6 at the time and any literary enlightenment went in one ear straight through and out of the other. I remember that I had some long speech in the play and that father was very pleased with my performance and my class teacher Mrs beddows gave me a big hug. Yuck. She smelt of a sort of powdery perfume. Yuck. Father shook my hand and said "good fellow", as he would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex C Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 I've been to the one in Bangkok too. And very nice it was ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 I went to Cabbages and condoms in Bangkok. They take rehabilitate working girls through farm work and provide an education program on the use of condoms. Was the food good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7daysinaweek Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 The time has come the walrus said....to think of other things......blah blah blah...of condoms..sealing wax and cabbages and kings... and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPARKIE Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 (edited) "ME" Has just been to one of these in Thailand while on holiday. He will be happy they opened one in the uk Edited July 31, 2016 by SPARKIE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilksy II Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Are they fortune condoms? Maybe there is a pearl of wisdom written down the side! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbob Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 There's one near me in Bicester, the food is really good and yes it's connected to the one in Bangkok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Think I prefer the after dinner mints. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norfolk dumpling Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 And.... There's a ******* cafe opening in London! £50 for a cup of coffee and a young lass (I hope) services you. There's one already up and running in Paris. Censored - apparently waitress services you with her mouth if you hadn't got the drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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