Westley Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 lots of wimin...big ugly fat wimin...and chase them up and down the reed beds wearing nothing but a pair of "y" fronts.............and i would buy loads of pigeons with lead weights on them , so they fly slower and a bigger gun.....and i wouldnt have gun dogs for picking up i would have gun wimin....all clipped out....really smart like....and make them walk to heal and stuff......... would that be illeagal ? NO, That is a sick bird of pray ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 seriously..............the first thing that came into my mind....is i would be able to afford to run my heating...and i would order up 2 extra bags of coal / fortnight........and after that i ran out of ideas.....proberly give a lot away....secretly...to places that are saving up for repairs on village halls...and support groups and other causes in the local communities...my pleasure would be knowing peoples lives are better and more fun...and when i drove past the projects i have donated to and no body would know where it came from..it would make me smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobbyathome Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I would buy a large packet of haribos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 In all seriousness the advice should be spend 1/3rd, invest 1/3rd and donate 1/3rd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd get a couple of new tyres for the van. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 The first thing I would do would be to go to Marks and Spencer and buy some new socks and underpants. Amen to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 lots of wimin...big ugly fat wimin...and chase them up and down the reed beds wearing nothing but a pair of "y" fronts.............and i would buy loads of pigeons with lead weights on them , so they fly slower and a bigger gun.....and i wouldnt have gun dogs for picking up i would have gun wimin....all clipped out....really smart like....and make them walk to heal and stuff......... would that be illeagal ? Big fat ugly woman.....there he is with fat Sarah again. Ditchie, just let it go. Move on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 i would quite happyly live the same life style as dan bilzerian, not sure the wife would agree to this though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
14Supersport04 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I would have many seasons shooting at the big high bird shoots in the west, wales and yorkshire as well as having my own small shoot where i could host my family and friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobbyathome Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I would buy a large estate for me and all my family to live in separate houses and have quite a few houses for staff to live to help me keep the estate in pristine shooting fishing condition I would have many acres for deer to roam and I would hold many pheasant/partridge shoots for people that I don't even know so someone else that doesn't shoot can understand why we love it so much give plenty to my friends and give plenty to a few local charities that really need funds I would have a stable of racing motorcycles and would fund a motorcycle sidecar racing team of 2 riders /passengers to the world championships oh and do the isle of man tt and finally buy ditch his wimmin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobt Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I have said before, I dont think I would move house, one or two of the neighbours would be moving though. a nice sporting estate somewhere, and a helicopter, always fancied one of them, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig83 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd donate a large portion I think, choosing the charity would be the biggest issue. I don't want for much in life, I'm quite happy as I am. I don't even think I'd leave the military. All though rumour has it that if you earn more than the CO you must leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) My wife would buy a defibrillator to start my heart again , I've thought about this a fair bit my self I would buy a working farm employ people to run it , build a shooting range were people could use and zero there weapons free of charge the only stipulation is they must clean it up after use Give the wife a wod to choke a donkey and say spend it spoil yourself same with the kids and buy a new vitara for the fields all true The interest on the money to cancer as my dad had it and took him Edited October 11, 2016 by bullet1747 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) Actually and being totally serious, big wins have completely ruined people's lives. Your friends stop being your friends, your family treat you differently and everything goes up in the air and comes down differently. You end up disorientated and confused. So if I won it I would tell nobody, not even the kids Edited October 11, 2016 by Vince Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd get a couple of new tyres for the van. Not remolds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 (edited) I'd get a couple of new tyres for the van. A set of new tyres for my merc would see off a fair slice of the jackpot Edited October 11, 2016 by Vince Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVB Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Actually and being totally serious, big wins have completely ruined people's lives. Your friends stop being your friends, your family treat you differently and everything goes up in the air and comes down differently. You end up disorientated and confused. So if I won it I would tell nobody, not even the kids Not easy to do. If you spend it large you get noticed. And if you don't spend it what's the point? Many people adapt to money. Some don't. I'd like to find out which type I am. I think I'd be OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBeaky Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Actually and being totally serious, big wins have completely ruined people's lives. Your friends stop being your friends, your family treat you differently and everything goes up in the air and comes down differently. You end up disorientated and confused. So if I won it I would tell nobody, not even the kids This... Be the secretive philanthropist, but keep schtum - make any donations via solicitors who will keep their corporate trap firmly shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UKPoacher Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Not remolds No. I'd probably splash out on a top brand like Hankooks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moondoggy Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd get one of those fancy shooting outfits like David Beckham got! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 I'd get one of those fancy shooting outfits like David Beckham got! With a 150 million you would probably get his missus too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Shredder. Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 Donate towards B525's operation to have his blinkers removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 With a 150 million you would probably get his missus too No thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Holliday Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 buy the two bedroom cottage that overlooks Scourie bay in Sutherland, then live out my days fishing from the yak, eating at the amazing Shorehouse Restaurant in tarbet and birdwatching. I might even splash out and have a bar stool named after me in the local pub. At a friend's local, someone did have that honour and it was the most uncomfortable, heavy lump of wood you could ever set your backside on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted October 11, 2016 Report Share Posted October 11, 2016 id invest it in high class drugs and low class women . you could do a lot of good work with that amount of money , id certainly have a good time while i decided what to do with it all though. just imagine how good it would make you feel to pay for a life saving operation for someones child , that would beat the pants off a new car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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