Centrepin Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 I have a neighbour who's strange, lived here around 10 years and still does some real strange stuff. A tree hugger, sold her car to be green, runs or walks everywhere, only buys second hand anything, leaves food outside for scavengers(honestly) recently found a dead rat and left it outside to watch the decomposition process. Her next door neighbour went ape. Asked me for pigeon/corvids wings and feet to "make things with". She already buys heads to feed her flesh eating beatles. Has either a mohican hair cut or shaved head, hairier legs and so I'm told chest than me. When our cherry tree was bearing fruit picked all the cherries whilst green, so they wouldn't ripen. Frequently found in the wee early hours in all weathers sat naked or partially naked on the grass outside. Today's idea, a neighbour who's moving, she's bought all her carpets because they'll fit, hmm🤔 and wait for it ..........their wall paper. I kid you not. It's out on the line hung out to dry. This is not a mental patient, but a successful business woman who not only bought the house cash outright wins prizes for film and TV special effects. Picture of wall paper hung to dry: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 gobsmaked ...............and i thought i was wierd ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 You are! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 She definitely has undiagnosed mental issues, either that or she is on some sort of narcotics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 I am glad it’s your neighbour & not mine 😳 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: You are! Never been seen naked in his front garden..... has he ??????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 6 minutes ago, Walker570 said: Never been seen naked in his front garden..... has he ??????? Only on a mower, shouting ye ha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Heron Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 If she is not on drugs she needs to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eyefor Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 49 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: You are! Did you collect those cartridges off him yet......? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Live and let live I say. Far better her than someone "normal" that's the life and soul of the party and has folks coming and going at all hours causing parking issues, car door banging, outdoor fireworks on birthdays, anniversaries, and every other thing that now gets celebrated with such commotions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 I think all neighbours are weird. Couldn’t be me, could it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 37 minutes ago, enfieldspares said: Live and let live I say. Far better her than someone "normal" that's the life and soul of the party and has folks coming and going at all hours causing parking issues, car door banging, outdoor fireworks on birthdays, anniversaries, and every other thing that now gets celebrated with such commotions. Mmmhmm. She doesn't sound dangerous, or even disruptive, just...a bit of a loon! She sounds quite interesting. Invite yourself around and find out what the inside of the house is like! You say she's won awards for special effects, she's not a Foley artist, per chance, is she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taileron Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Mentalist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 1 hour ago, chrisjpainter said: Mmmhmm. She doesn't sound dangerous, or even disruptive, just...a bit of a loon! She sounds quite interesting. Invite yourself around and find out what the inside of the house is like! You say she's won awards for special effects, she's not a Foley artist, per chance, is she? oooohhhh....yes yes yes yes ....please do and report back to us... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Probably best though to wipe your feet on both entering AND leaving! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 24 minutes ago, enfieldspares said: Probably best though to wipe your feet on both entering AND leaving! I bet her hoover’s got mud flaps 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoolinDalton Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 If, as you say, she makes films, then maybe she's secretly filming you (and others) to see what your reactions are. A sort of 21st century Candid Camera. You might be the STAR of her next film! Anyway, get yourself round, naked, of course and ask to see her beetles! Then ask her if she'd like to see your Enterobius vermicularis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted August 29, 2020 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 She shares the house with a large volume of cats, along with the associated smell. The things she makes are like the White Walker heads from Game of Thrones and half eaten heads/bodies, which I suppose is why she has flesh eating beatles and is interested in decomposition. Feathers/wings/feet/beaks all great fully swapped for small gold coins of the realm. I recently found the upper part of a snake skull which she was overly excited about. Other than being a little odd, as a neighbour she's quiet and respectful of my space and privacy so to be fair I've known much worse. She's always a talking point though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 I hope she keeps all the cooking fats in the house and doesn’t let them roam all over the neighbourhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Sounds like a fun neighbour to have. Eccentrics add so much colour to life so more power to her elbow. Could you imagine if everyone was all the same, how dreadfully dull and boring the world would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Centrepin said: She shares the house with a large volume of cats, along with the associated smell. The things she makes are like the White Walker heads from Game of Thrones and half eaten heads/bodies, which I suppose is why she has flesh eating beatles and is interested in decomposition. Feathers/wings/feet/beaks all great fully swapped for small gold coins of the realm. I recently found the upper part of a snake skull which she was overly excited about. Other than being a little odd, as a neighbour she's quiet and respectful of my space and privacy so to be fair I've known much worse. She's always a talking point though. If she backed you an apple pie would you eat it 🤔 Edited August 29, 2020 by blackbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 I was all for leaving her be until I read that she picked all the cherries off your cherry tree. Id have kicked her in the ****! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 Harmless enough, live and let live. Its funny how there are recurring themes with these people. Cats or dogs being one, preoccupation with the natural world is another, sometimes hoarding and being naked outdoors is about being free of worldly incumberances. Every village had one years ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 3 hours ago, blackbird said: I bet her hoover’s got mud flaps 😀 maybe her flaps have got hoover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted August 29, 2020 Report Share Posted August 29, 2020 (edited) But seriously we can all laugh & joke but spare a thought for the poor family that has got to live next door. 1 minute ago, billytheghillie said: maybe her flaps have got hoover. 😂😂😂 Edited August 29, 2020 by blackbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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