ditchman Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 270 MPs have been sanctioned by Russia......their assetts ???? MP (minister)....referred to chief whip for watching porn in the chamber during PMQ's........(rekon it was Hamster) what say ye ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 1. Badge of honour! 2. Surely someone behind the front bench mast have seen him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mellors Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 Hope the lose any money invested in russia. They probably grassed him up because they couldn't see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 1. Badge of honour. 2. Badge of honour . 😁. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: 1. Badge of honour! 2. Surely someone behind the front bench mast have seen him? it was a woman...no 2 women either side of him apparently........proberly had the sound turned up.....how embarassing...almost like the wife catching you craftily pulling one out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Bear Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 17 minutes ago, ditchman said: it was a woman...no 2 women either side of him apparently........proberly had the sound turned up.....how embarassing...almost like the wife catching you craftily pulling one out Problem is it is their word against his (unless he admits to it) and may be a case of one of them having "issues" with the MP in question. However mud sticks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it. But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 hour ago, ditchman said: it was a woman...no 2 women either side of him apparently........proberly had the sound turned up.....how embarassing...almost like the wife catching you craftily pulling one out Women are so selfish . I just ask mine to leave the room , and let her know when I'm finished . You'd think I was being unreasonable with the moaning she does about it 😁. In all seriousness, Theirs a time and a place , and sitting in the commons during pmqs , really isn't the time or the place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 19 minutes ago, mel b3 said: Women are so selfish . I just ask mine to leave the room , and let her know when I'm finished . You'd think I was being unreasonable with the moaning she does about it 😁. In all seriousness, Theirs a time and a place , and sitting in the commons during pmqs , really isn't the time or the place. like breastfeeding babies in the chamber.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 hour ago, Jaymo said: Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it. But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen A likely tale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 5 hours ago, ditchman said: 270 MPs have been sanctioned by Russia......their assetts ???? MP (minister)....referred to chief whip for watching porn in the chamber during PMQ's........(rekon it was Hamster) NOT a Minister then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minky Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 Probably a pretty boring debate going on in the house. If some woman sitting next to me was watching porn I'd lean over and watch it also. When I was a young apprentice and got myself a girlfriend, an old boy told me that it would draw further than gunpowder would blow you.! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
12gauge82 Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Jaymo said: Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it. But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen I reckon this is on the money, time will tell 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 5 hours ago, Jaymo said: Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it. But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen Let’s face it, if you knew it was just a pair of knockers then you’d probably not bother clicking 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redial Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 Another by election. Another Green / Lib Dem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 27, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 30 minutes ago, Raja Clavata said: Let’s face it, if you knew it was just a pair of knockers then you’d probably not bother clicking 🤪 i am afraid to disagree with you on this issue..............."there are knockers.....................and then there are.....KNOCKERS"... 31 minutes ago, Raja Clavata said: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redial Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 1 minute ago, ditchman said: i am afraid to disagree with you on this issue..............."there are knockers.....................and then there are.....KNOCKERS"... Could you provide an example please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 10 minutes ago, ditchman said: i am afraid to disagree with you on this issue..............."there are knockers.....................and then there are.....KNOCKERS"... more than a handful is a waste lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaymo Posted April 27, 2022 Report Share Posted April 27, 2022 (edited) 10 hours ago, Raja Clavata said: Let’s face it, if you knew it was just a pair of knockers then you’d probably not bother clicking 🤪 That the problem- some of the vids I get sent start of really innocent as in a car or bike then they suddenly cut to something totally diff. But other times they are just gun vids etc- it’s a real game of Russian roulette. 9 hours ago, ditchman said: i am afraid to disagree with you on this issue..............."there are knockers.....................and then there are.....KNOCKERS"... Some of them make the bells of St Paul’s cathedral look rather small. 14 hours ago, amateur said: A likely tale. Honest guv. Other thing that happens is I’m often positioning in uniform, have the iPad on watching a movie or tv show that’s downloaded. Then a juicy scene comes on and I’m left with the dilemma of do I fast forward or keep watching whilst knowing full well, that the passengers behind and off to one side, or next to me, have glanced at what I’m viewing. Edited April 28, 2022 by Jaymo I really must not rely on the iPhone for spellchecking and to not substitute words either!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobba Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 7 hours ago, redial said: Could you provide an example please. 2BSH………British Standard Handful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robden Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 13 hours ago, ditchman said: like breastfeeding babies in the chamber.. Shouldn't that be chestfeeding?..................you'll be in trouble now.........again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 (edited) 1 hour ago, Robden said: Shouldn't that be chestfeeding?..................you'll be in trouble now.........again. my god is that the new ID.......so we dont upset the non gender specific.....this is all very confusing.com imajine going fishing with folk of different sex and say you are after bottomfeeders today ....dear oh dear oh dear...what a to do Edited April 28, 2022 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 20 hours ago, ditchman said: MP (minister)....referred to chief whip for watching porn in the chamber during PMQ's........(rekon it was Hamster) what say ye ?? LOL! Yep. Will the accused MP later now claim that he was actually looking for pre-owned gerbils for his kids? Like it! LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted April 28, 2022 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 anyone know who the MP is...........it is out there but i cant find it...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted April 28, 2022 Report Share Posted April 28, 2022 17 hours ago, Jaymo said: Prob like me, get sent a WhatsApp video from a mate when I’m working and I just know that I shouldn’t click on it. But…… of course I do and before I know it kabooom, there’s a pair of knockers or worse on the screen I had a mate that done this to me - I had to politely tell him to stop it. I was also on a train in rush hour when some images got sent through in a message of someone who shall not be named showing exactly where they used to get their income from Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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