30-6 Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 (edited) Well, I'm a pretty decent guy, I think , and I've been told so. I don't know why I am being punished, but listen to this and I need some advice. Wednesday is grandkids day, and my wife was doing them some dinner, washing some veg at the sink, I was standing at her side with my 3.5 strength poundstretcher glasses on, and there was a little bit of sunshine coming through the window and then I noticed it. I THINK SHE'S GROWING A MOUSTACHE. You know the type like a 15 year old grows, soft and fluffy. What do I do, confront her or throw my 3.5 glasses away ? Edit to add - Ditchy, have you noticed anything like this in your harem ? Edited December 21, 2022 by 30-6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 😂 It’s just bum fluff! Everyone’s body is covered in hair, some so fine it’s only noticeable in certain light, and that’s what you’ve seen. If you tell her it’ll make her self conscious and she’ll take steps to remove it which will mean it will grow back stronger, then one day you’ll wake up and think Brian Blessed is in your bed! Just forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted December 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 So, a shaver for Christmas is not a good idea ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 After shave for her, and two weeks in intensive care you, get x1 glasses.😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjaferret Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Treat her like a car.......Trade her in for a younger model, preferably without the tash.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jason g Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 What happened to honesty being the best policy.. I'd tell her and when she moans remind her that she would only tell you off if you didn't say, at least you will only get lectured and not beat 🤦♂️🤣🙈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Before you ask her is it a burial or cremation ?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 MAPP gas is the answer....🔥 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave at kelton Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 You could be quite tactful about it. Just ask her if she has been using your razor again as you can’t find it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Hows the arm pits Another one to look out for is the hairy chest, not what you want to get close up to, i know a mate of mine dumped his Mrs cus she had a hair on her left breast. But having seen her i wouldn't have got that close in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
30-6 Posted December 21, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 I did learn years ago, when she asks do I look ok in this ( outfit ) and be honest. To be cagy with the answer, I think it's referred to as a diplomatic answer. I hope she hasn't got any misiltoe for Christmas, perhaps a good idea is either to get some stubble myself or start chewing garlic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith 66 Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 A mate of mine got a Calendar for his birthday a few weeks back, it was full of hairy women, i mean really hairy, some would have given Guy the gorilla a run for his money, It was absolutely hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 does she use a lot of "head and shoulders".....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morkin Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 I think a change of specs is the safest way round, and every body has a good Xmas and new year👍😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffgg Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 Next time you go out together and you have not had a shave and she starts to complain, just say to her that she needs to do the same THEN RUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eggy74 Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 put imac on your balls on evening just before sexy time, and eventually it will make its way onto her chin. 👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 minute ago, eggy74 said: put imac on your balls on evening just before sexy time, and eventually it will make its way onto her chin. 👍 Something i would strongly advise against. 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 3 minutes ago, eggy74 said: put imac on your balls on evening just before sexy time, and eventually it will make its way onto her chin. 👍 Mix imac in her face cream might work better. 🤷♀️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 29 minutes ago, Dougy said: Something i would strongly advise against. 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve s×s Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 3 hours ago, 30-6 said: Well, I'm a pretty decent guy, I think , and I've been told so. I don't know why I am being punished, but listen to this and I need some advice. Wednesday is grandkids day, and my wife was doing them some dinner, washing some veg at the sink, I was standing at her side with my 3.5 strength poundstretcher glasses on, and there was a little bit of sunshine coming through the window and then I noticed it. I THINK SHE'S GROWING A MOUSTACHE. You know the type like a 15 year old grows, soft and fluffy. What do I do, confront her or throw my 3.5 glasses away ? Edit to add - Ditchy, have you noticed anything like this in your harem ? It's why Turkish men all grow mustaches so they look like there mothers lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 1 hour ago, Dougy said: Something i would strongly advise against. 😬 Are you speaking through personal experience? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted December 21, 2022 Report Share Posted December 21, 2022 2 hours ago, steve s×s said: It's why Turkish men all grow mustaches so they look like there mothers lol *******!!! I was going to use that 😂 except using Greek men!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 Just ask you growing a beard or acting the goat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 (edited) 20 hours ago, billytheghillie said: Are you speaking through personal experience? Not in that region, but as a kid and with 1st appearance of bumfluff around my chiny chin chin i raided my sisters draw in the bathroom and spotted some Imac Hair remover. Thinking this will sort the stuff out, so i read the instruction as only the male species do ( "Intruction" looked at for a millisecond) Then proceeded to spread it over my entire face, left for a minute or so, them scrapped it off with the spatula provided (i later learnt that the spatula had been previously used ) once removed the gritty like cream and a wash i checked the results in the mirror. Well the fluff had all gone, and felt like my skin was also starting to go the same way. I was taken to the Dr after my dad was rather concerned about the nasty rash that had just appeared all over my face, i just couldn't tell anyone about how it got there, and it was not until years later it came out. So i do have some experience of the nasty stuff. Edited December 22, 2022 by Dougy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve s×s Posted December 22, 2022 Report Share Posted December 22, 2022 20 hours ago, discobob said: *******!!! I was going to use that 😂 except using Greek men!! Same difference lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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