Guest newarcher1 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 on climbing trees , dont come running to me if you break you legs new shoes/clothes look at the state of them, and you have only had them on 2minutes do not play marbles in the gutter you will get drain fever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royboy Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 "Now think on" whilst cleaning your face with a tissue full of spit !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 i get off the train from school with my arm heavily strapped and in a sling. 'haha, what have you done this time?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooterluke Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Clothes / remember luke always keep a t shirt trousers an shoes for best you never no where you might have to go my mam still says it now im 25 this year lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 (edited) Ignore ********! Edited July 7, 2015 by Penelope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sako751sg Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Stop that,you will go blind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 "ive had to beat your socks with a big stick!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 (edited) "Now think on" whilst cleaning your face with a tissue full of spit !!! That was disgusting.............she tried to do that when i was passing out in the paras.........i threatened to kill her if she tried to do it again infront of my muckers.......and that didnt stop her trying again.............should be a law against it oh... and whilst we are at it............THE TOILET SEAT !!!!................now im a simple minded sort of chap...easy going ...able to carry out simple instructions................women always wondered why we are wired differently.....its because our simple minds have been totally screwed up by them...THATS WHY..... EXAMPLE........" deary....dont forget to lift the seat when you have a tinkle"...."ok mum"....(this is heard regulaly for 20 or so years...so eventually it sinks in...).............then you get married.......and for the next 30 or so years it is the total opposite......." OI ........when you have finished in the bathroom PUT THE BLOODY SEAT DOWN..."...............NOW THE QUESTION IS "do you want the damn thing up....or the bloody thing down ?" ................ Edited July 7, 2015 by ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 never stop to tie your shoelaces whilst in a revolving door don't post on social networking sites never spill your beans in public Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poppythedog Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 "You'll hurt yourself" when I bought my FS1E aged 16. She was proved right! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 "Now think on" whilst cleaning your face with a tissue full of spit !!! That was the nan wash lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royboy Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 That was disgusting.............she tried to do that when i was passing out in the paras.........i threatened to kill her if she tried to do it again infront of my muckers.......and that didnt stop her trying again.............should be a law against it oh... and whilst we are at it............THE TOILET SEAT !!!!................now im a simple minded sort of chap...easy going ...able to carry out simple instructions................women always wondered why we are wired differently.....its because our simple minds have been totally screwed up by them...THATS WHY..... EXAMPLE........" deary....dont forget to lift the seat when you have a tinkle"...."ok mum"....(this is heard regulaly for 20 or so years...so eventually it sinks in...).............then you get married.......and for the next 30 or so years it is the total opposite......." OI ........when you have finished in the bathroom PUT THE BLOODY SEAT DOWN..."...............NOW THE QUESTION IS "do you want the damn thing up....or the bloody thing down ?" ................ 👍haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STOTTO Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 “Wait till your Father gets home”! A regular statement uttered by my Mum and of course a well-deserved one. Ouch, ouch was my least favourite bedtime story! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy518 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Do you want a smack? As if I was stoopid enough to say yes please !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sha Bu Le Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 “Wait till your Father gets home”! A regular statement uttered by my Mum and of course a well-deserved one. Ouch, ouch was my least favourite bedtime story! yeah had that more than a few times, problem was my dad was in the merchant. so it could have been a week or a month until he got home............still had a heavy hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Some thing on ya sock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fruity Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 I'm sorry my love I really don't know who your father is lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flynny Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Ney cast clout till Mays out, ( never cast your clothes / coat till may finishes, it's not summer till June) Tuck your shirt in , if you don't you'll get back problems thru the draft Stop picking your nose or else your head will cave in, Gotta love your Mam though eh lol Atb Flynny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Don't swallow the apple pips,a tree will grow out of your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 (edited) "Gerr owt the orse road" Unless there were some 'droppings' Then it would be "Quick shovel em up and put em round the roses" Gone but not forgotten. x Edited July 7, 2015 by Paladin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royboy Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 Ney cast clout till Mays out, ( never cast your clothes / coat till may finishes, it's not summer till June) Tuck your shirt in , if you don't you'll get back problems thru the draft Stop picking your nose or else your head will cave in, Gotta love your Mam though eh lol Atb Flynny Haha brilliant I'm remember them well, the first one is what my grandma used to say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matth12321 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 "Don't do that, thats how little boys end up dead" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newarcher1 Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 when i got into mischief my mum used to say dont you come toms tricks here ,tom was the boy next door .years later he told me his mum used to say the same about me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLondon Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 εμάς τους Έλληνες είναι πολύ καλό με τα χρήματα Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted July 7, 2015 Report Share Posted July 7, 2015 (edited) I can’t remember what I had done for Mother to say this but one time she said that I was a cold black hearted bar person. Father said that they should have strangled me at birth. Nice. BUT there was a time that she came shopping with us and I went into a gunshop to get some 303 oil or something and there was a lovely little Beretta 20 bore on the shelf. I asked to have a look at it, as you would and she said “do you like it”. I said, “Yes it is lovely”. Upon which she told the assistant that I would take it and that she would pay for it. I’ve still got it and will keep it as long as I am able to keep it. Never know one of the grand kids might take up shooting, that’s if they can beat off lots of people that have said that I should leave it to them. Edited July 7, 2015 by fortune Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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