Mice! Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, team tractor said: It’s nice know I’ve still got my house etc as it was all mine before . Fantastic news mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 2 minutes ago, Mice! said: Never upset a women with easy access to firearms. Or Marry a police officer unfortunately Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuddster Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 Freedom! atb f. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 Marriage is like the army. Many complain, but it’s surprising how many re-enlist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 25, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 13 minutes ago, London Best said: Marriage is like the army. Many complain, but it’s surprising how many re-enlist. Everyone tells me they wish they’re single but stay with their wives for years . it’s lonely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mighty Prawn Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 Congrats Nath, hope you can put that behind you and concentrate on avoiding workplace accidents! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McSpredder Posted November 25, 2021 Report Share Posted November 25, 2021 "Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." (Oscar Wilde) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 8 hours ago, The Mighty Prawn said: Congrats Nath, hope you can put that behind you and concentrate on avoiding workplace accidents! 😂 I’ll try once my broken ribs are fixed . I snapped my mtb at the weekend and had to treat myself to a new one yesterday 😂 oh and a thermal /nv to celebrate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bottletopbill Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 If you had broken ribs what the hell did you marry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 19 minutes ago, bottletopbill said: If you had broken ribs what the hell did you marry. Staffordshire Police Force!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 SABENA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 Just now, ditchman said: SABENA A defunct Belgian Airline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 27 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Staffordshire Police Force!!!!! 😂😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 1 hour ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: A defunct Belgian Airline? such a bloody experience never again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 2 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Staffordshire Police Force!!!!! I laughed way to much at that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, team tractor said: I laughed way to much at that Nath, I am glad it's over and you can see the funny side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 11 hours ago, team tractor said: 😂 I’ll try once my broken ribs are fixed . I snapped my mtb at the weekend and had to treat myself to a new one yesterday 😂 oh and a thermal /nv to celebrate You definitely need to see a priest, only for an exorcism, never known one bloke have so many accidents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 22 hours ago, team tractor said: it’s lonely The amount of dates you go on.. you ain't lonely, just fussy 😂🤣😂🤣😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 39 minutes ago, ShootingEgg said: The amount of dates you go on.. you ain't lonely, just fussy 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I’m after the right one 😎😂. Might of found her but who knows . so far I’ve had one lock me in her house another turned out she was married and it took me 5 weeks to find out . Another told me what to eat , how to have my hair cut , told me I was getting fat 😳. 2 hours ago, Mice! said: You definitely need to see a priest, only for an exorcism, never known one bloke have so many accidents. 😂 I’m ok really 🤣🤣🤣. 3 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Nath, I am glad it's over and you can see the funny side. I wear my police station/arrest/cell jumper to my mums and she goes mad 😂😂😂. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 (edited) .....and they let him play with all kinds of dangerous sharp tools at work....scary!!!! Joking apart Nathan, hope you do settle down eventually. I'm very close to 60 years with the same old hen, finding the right one is the trick. Had a call from a friend a week or so ago saying he couldn't turn out for a night foxing because it was his wife's birthday. He is on a loser straight away. Edited November 26, 2021 by Walker570 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted November 26, 2021 Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 11 minutes ago, team tractor said: Another told me what to eat , how to have my hair cut , told me I was getting fat . sound like marriage material to me avoid avoid avoid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted November 26, 2021 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2021 3 minutes ago, Walker570 said: .....and they let him play with all kinds of dangerous sharp tools at work....scary!!!! Joking apart Nathan, hope you do settle down eventually. I'm very close to 60 years with the same old hen, finding the right one is the trick. Had a call from a friend a week or so ago saying he couldn't turn out for a night foxing because it was his wife's birthday. He is on a loser straight away. Currently dating a lady that’s wanting to go shooting, cycling etc . I’ll never live with anyone again full time nev . It’s early days but who knows 😁 1 minute ago, clangerman said: sound like marriage material to me avoid avoid avoid It lasted 7 weeks until I told her it’s a little controlling . Boom she left Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted November 27, 2021 Report Share Posted November 27, 2021 17 hours ago, Mice! said: You definitely need to see a priest, only for an exorcism, never known one bloke have so many accidents. No mate, a new Mr Man..... Team Tractor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 I am reliably informed that I have been happily married for 27 years and I am lucky to have her!! Friends have mentioned Stockholm Sin Drome to me but I don't fancy going to a brothel over there 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 30, 2021 Report Share Posted November 30, 2021 when out with the mrs ...always introduce her as "my 1st wife...." it keeps them on their toes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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