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9 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

A thought has just popped into my head . I wonder how many people are still licking envelopes with their tongue , and how many times covid has been passed along from this in the last few weeks ?.

Not very often I dont think. All my contact are saying the transmission is airborne. 

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I am not allowed to voice my opinions about it ALL on here or I would be permanently banned.

Get a life, get out and make yourselves happy and in the meantime try hard to make some other person happy. It ain't a rehearsal.

My grandmother, farmers wife 7used to hand me a slice of bread lathered with home made lard..... never got the brown stuff from the bottom of the basin, that was reserved for my grandad.  If I dropped it on the floor she would pick it up duts it off and hand it back.... "gotta eat a peck of dirt before you die"   she would say. 

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I'm not worried about it in the slightest . I pretty much gave up even thinking about covid months ago . It was just a curious thought that had crossed my mind.

Whilst I don't relish the idea of getting it again , I most probably will , but , it shouldn't be too bad . I've had covid , and I've also had three jabs , and I know that I still have anti bodies as I get tested every month .

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4 hours ago, mel b3 said:

A thought has just popped into my head . I wonder how many people are still licking envelopes with their tongue , and how many times covid has been passed along from this in the last few weeks ?.

I licked all my Christmas card envelopes with my elbow. 

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Postman delivered a PCR kit today - yes Boxing Day and wouldn't hand it to me even though I was in the garage with the door open, insisted on putting it through the letter box.

The strange thing is I haven't ordered a kit so I have no idea why it was delivered

I had Covid early to mid November so would probably still test positive anyway (Up to 30 days I believe)

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On 26/12/2021 at 10:57, Old farrier said:


Mel that’s just silly 🙃 

Never mind the Christmas cards 

it’s all being sent out on the government leaflets 

There’s a whole government department liking germ’s onto official letter’s 

Are you saying the letter I got just before Christmas from the government telling me about my heating allowance, could have been contaminated O F ? :xmas:

Maybe we will need an extra booster , or more heating allowance as compensation in a non licked envelope of course :drinks:

 

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14 minutes ago, marsh man said:

Are you saying the letter I got just before Christmas from the government telling me about my heating allowance, could have been contaminated O F ? :xmas:

Maybe we will need an extra booster , or more heating allowance as compensation in a non licked envelope of course :drinks:

 

Obviously it’s the government spreading it about especially if you get a heating allowance 

Well that’s with the help of jaymo and his chemtrails although I think it’s only a Thursday he spreads them about 

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7 minutes ago, Old farrier said:

Obviously it’s the government spreading it about especially if you get a heating allowance 

Well that’s with the help of jaymo and his chemtrails although I think it’s only a Thursday he spreads them about 

I’ve  had a ‘covid’ enforced break, but I shall be back dispersing ‘PSC’ ( Populace Suppressing Chemicals) from the 4th.

I wish it was on Thursdays only. But the new Chinese and North Korean Government contracts that we took on at the end of 2019, just before covid mysteriously started, have us working 7 days a week! 

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24 minutes ago, Old farrier said:

Obviously it’s the government spreading it about especially if you get a heating allowance 

Well that’s with the help of jaymo and his chemtrails although I think it’s only a Thursday he spreads them about 

It's a sure fire way of targeting the golden oldies and solving the pension crisis , whilst simultaneously destroying the werthers original cartel that has a stranglehold on the boiled sweet industry . I bet Dominic Cummings came up with that devious little plan .😏🥸🥴

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19 minutes ago, Jaymo said:

I’ve  had a ‘covid’ enforced break, but I shall be back dispersing ‘PSC’ ( Populace Suppressing Chemicals) from the 4th.

I wish it was on Thursdays only. But the new Chinese and North Korean Government contracts that we took on at the end of 2019, just before covid mysteriously started, have us working 7 days a week! 

It’s a tuff job but far better to be in work than out 

should you really have told us about the North Korean contract surely that’s covered with the international official secrets pact’s🤔 along with the recipes for boiled sweets and whatever is in a Chinese takeaway 🙄

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1 minute ago, Old farrier said:

It’s a tuff job but far better to be in work than out 

should you really have told us about the North Korean contract surely that’s covered with the international official secrets pact’s🤔 along with the recipes for boiled sweets and whatever is in a Chinese takeaway 🙄

Aaahhh, MSG chemistry at its finest.

Damn. Forgot about the OSA, did sign something back in the day 😉

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1 hour ago, ditchman said:

nobody sent me any cards so im not/wasnt at risk

I heard that the England  women's beach volleyball team all sent you cards , and invites for Christmas dinner , with a boxing day nookie option🥰.  I reckon they must have all gone to your old address 🥴.

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29 minutes ago, mel b3 said:

I heard that the England  women's beach volleyball team all sent you cards , and invites for Christmas dinner , with a boxing day nookie option🥰.  I reckon they must have all gone to your old address 🥴.

nothing has been forwarded to me                 and i dont lick my xmas cards

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