steve_b_wales Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 We did something like this before, but my wife is always making daft comments or remarks. Yesterday, I told her that I was recording all 13 episodes of the new series Zoo, to which she replied, 'Why'? I said,'its because I like seeing the red light illuminated on the Sky HD box! What does your beauty come out with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 the same thing time and time and time and time again...............im not bloody deaf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jega Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 I should have listened to my mother ,she was right all men are the same . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuji Shooter Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Why do you need another Land Rover / Gun / Camera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billytheghillie Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 When I was looking for my boots (example) my ex would say "There in the cupboard hall" meaning in the cupboard in the hallway, weird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Can we do it again this evening? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southeastpete Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 "I haven't moved it" In relation to anything I can't find. Then wen I do find it, "Oh yea I remember now..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Can we do it again this evening? "El-Lobo_solo"................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevo_m Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 "NO" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
millrace Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 never saw it, then when found in drawer/cupboard etc silence.....lets face it i havent put it away says i,,,,,,,,,,, only followed by the classic "your never here".................always after ive had a nite on the beer which funny as its once every 2/3mths nowadays....lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullet1747 Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Bite if you do Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
margun Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Pointed the bomb bay doors on the Vulcan out to her over the weekend. She replied disappointedly that she'd 'thought it was a British made plane'. Guess what colour hair she has! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEshooter Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 "Just do what you want! you normally do" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
reggiegun Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Sparkies wife always says " again reggiegun, again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BangBangNik Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 "Do whatever you want" which generally led to me doing what I had asked permission for. She soon caught on to this so now says "do whatever you think is right" which generally leads to me doing whatever I was asking for permission to do(usually shooting related) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 (edited) Sparkies wife always says " again reggiegun, again"Yours always says " that's bigger than my husbands " Mine says " wrong hole" I'm always confusing the washer for the dryer Edited August 17, 2015 by team tractor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rabbiter Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 "are you going out shooting again today?".................................as del boy said WHY ASK!!...........lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Every time a car pulls & the curtains are drawn she will say "who's that" "hold on I'll just get my crystal ball out" how the **** do I know !!!🔮 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpha Mule Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 "No! Go to sleep!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 Every time a car pulls & the curtains are drawn she will say "who's that" "hold on I'll just get my crystal ball out" how the **** do I know !!!🔮 It drives me nuts this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wascal Posted August 17, 2015 Report Share Posted August 17, 2015 "It was lovely and sunny until it got dark !!! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest newarcher1 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 you never listen to what i say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pimpkiller Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Greyhounds cant sit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 My gf... "You aren't listening again are you ?! What did I just say ?" She knows I don't know she just told me I wasn't listening lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
big bad lindz Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 whatever !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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