Dougy Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 20 hours ago, Robertt said: Besides every Steven Segal movie, whats the worst movie you have ever the displeasure to watch ? For me, If Titanic wasn't bad enough Titanic 2 was horrendous. WHAT !!! Even under siege??? Had to watch it again the other night for about the 100th time. Just to watch the cake filling pop out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted April 9, 2018 Report Share Posted April 9, 2018 (edited) Robin Hood with Kevin Costner, the idea that Robin Hood had an American accent and a mullet stretches credibility. Or that while sleeping rough in the forest he appeared clean shaven in every scene. The other Robin Hood with Russell Crowe was equally beyond belief. The idea that an Anglo Saxon peasant (who would be speaking a Low German dialect) could impersonate an Aristocrat (who in those days would have spoken in French) at a French speaking Court in London is just too stupid to be true. They could have modified the story to make it plausible without spoiling the plot. Edited April 10, 2018 by Vince Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertt Posted April 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Under Seige ! Shame there is no edited version with just the cake scene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrM Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 All time worse film was Captain Correlli's Mandolin. Ignoring the awful acting it was how they devastated the plot at the end. I threw the dvd away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fatcatsplat Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 13 hours ago, Dougy said: WHAT !!! Even under siege??? Had to watch it again the other night for about the 100th time. Just to watch the cake filling pop out. Erica Eleniak I believe..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinchesterDave Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Surprised about the negativity about Dunkirk. I personally thought it was good and dare I say it; well done... it was different to what I was expecting but ultimately it's a film about the retreating British Army stuck on a beach waiting.... The Spitfire scenes are awesome though! Struggling to think of a bad film in all honesty... I've seen a mainly good films recently! Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medic1281 Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 The Blair witch project! What a pile of pants that was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertt Posted April 10, 2018 Author Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) Eraser Head directed by David Lynch. Would need 6 months supply of mind bending drugs to fathom that one out. Not sure if was genius or abysmal. Watched the whole movie with an expression of shock. ? Edited April 10, 2018 by Robertt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clakk Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Oh id forgot that little gem,back in the day i worked in a "video" shop,yes tapes not downloaded thinga mabobs.We got some corkers like that ,straight to video horror films like zombie apocolypse ,and strange Conan the Barbarian, Arnie acting like a piece of plywood with his Austrian accent straight from Allo allo.Pink Floyd,s The Wall ,great soundtrack but if you wern,t on LSD no chance of following the "plot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wascal Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 21 hours ago, DanBettin said: I watched a film a while ago about trees that were poisoning people or something. Everyone was running from the infected, but they didn't know the cause until the end. I recall the film finishing on a close up of some grass (killer grass) moving in the wind. Pathetic. "The Happening" ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
getthegat Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) Definitely Les Misserable. ?And I'm sure La La Land could be equally as pants, so will have to make an exit for the door if the missus gets it on TV at any time. Edited April 10, 2018 by getthegat Added words Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 The box... great idea for a film but totally spoilt, two hours I will never get back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowdy Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 A clockwork orange should have being left band for Being rubbish !!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanBettin Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 37 minutes ago, wascal said: "The Happening" ? That's the one. Production/cast could've been worse to be honest - but that plot was going nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turmoil Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 The Human Centipede... What a load of .... Have a look on imdb if you don't know what its about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovercoupe Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Anything with Jack Black in. I have probably watched 70-80% of the films mentioned on this thread and thought most of them were ok which must mean I have really bad taste in movies. Anybody seen the greatest showman? all the girls at work are obsessed with it but it look like a total pile of plop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Anything with Nicholas Cage in it. (Terrible acting and wig.) Anything with Tom Cruise in it. (All the same - maverick pilot/driver/spy who doesn't listen but comes good in the end.) Anything with (ok lynch me now) John Wayne. Identical characters in each film, sometimes with an eyepatch, sometimes with a hat. Lots of walking about with his elbows held out and not much plot. Sounds like he's reading his lines off a board. Barry Norman eat your heart out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 I managed the first 10 minutes of Pearl Harbour, that was utter cack. U-571 annoyed me, another 'yanks won the war' firm. Any remake, just, why? Django Unchained, first half good, second half utter and complete rubbish IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPhantom Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 27 minutes ago, rovercoupe said: Anything with Jack Black in. He was great in ’High Fidelity’! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 Any film with Jim Carrey in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 3 hours ago, Fatcatsplat said: Erica Eleniak I believe..... Yep ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 I’d have to agree with the Jack Black comment, also Stallones attempt to remake Get Carter....garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haynes Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) I forgot about being john malkovich and fear and loathing in Las Vegas. Oh and the big lebowski, Drug addled tripe. Got great reviews but not for me. Edited April 10, 2018 by haynes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thunderbird Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, haynes said: fear and loathing in Las Vegas. Drug addled tripe. Got great reviews but not for me. Johnny Depp did a cracking Hunter S Thompson, but I agree that the film can be a but much unless you're a die hard HST fan. EDIT; I've got another one, Apocalypse Now! Redux, totally messed it up and there was no need to. Classic in its original form. Edited April 10, 2018 by Thunderbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rovercoupe Posted April 10, 2018 Report Share Posted April 10, 2018 6 hours ago, MrPhantom said: He was great in ’High Fidelity’! I will give you that, ironically i was listening to the beta band on the way home! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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