chrisjpainter Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 In a little while, I'm going to have to tell my friend that their online play was great. It isn't great. It's a long way from great. I think great Is a station that this train just ain't stopping at. It's not even on the right line. But if I don't say it's great, she will be utterly miserable. It's a small thing, so I'll suck it up and pretend it was great. Anyone else got anything similar? Assuming, of course, owning up here won't risk it getting back to anyone...important Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 6 hours ago, chrisjpainter said: But if I don't say it's great, she will be utterly miserable. It's a small thing, so I'll suck it up and pretend it was great. Wrong thing for the right reason, it's generally a winner. 1 hour ago, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. No one needs that in their head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 2 hours ago, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. after all these years on here convincing us that you are a bloke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 I clocked her straight away. It was the wiggle of the hips No joking apart, I am the sort who tends to tell it as it is but always try to be constructive. ....It was OK.... but....... then try to offer advise in such a way that your acrually trying to help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 2 hours ago, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. Should have kept that to your self you know what their like on hear. 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 7 hours ago, chrisjpainter said: In a little while, I'm going to have to tell my friend that their online play was great. It isn't great. It's a long way from great. I think great Is a station that this train just ain't stopping at. It's not even on the right line. But if I don't say it's great, she will be utterly miserable. It's a small thing, so I'll suck it up and pretend it was great. Anyone else got anything similar? Assuming, of course, owning up here won't risk it getting back to anyone...important Similar position with my son, has been making music for the last year or two, some of it isnt very good [in my opinion] I tend to praise the good bits and suggest other bits need work.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 Hello, I can only remember one time many many years ago when I was invited to the old watermill theatre near Newbury to watch a play with a then lady friend, I found it totally boring, but did the usual smile and laugh when needed, at the end she asked, did you enjoy that, Yes Dear 🤔🙄😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raja Clavata Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 Too busy dealing with people who think they’re smart, but are actually melts, playing games in real life😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 4 hours ago, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. Doesnt everybody hope for that on the internet ?. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 9 hours ago, chrisjpainter said: In a little while, I'm going to have to tell my friend that their online play was great. It isn't great. It's a long way from great. I think great Is a station that this train just ain't stopping at. It's not even on the right line. But if I don't say it's great, she will be utterly miserable. It's a small thing, so I'll suck it up and pretend it was great. Anyone else got anything similar? Assuming, of course, owning up here won't risk it getting back to anyone...important I gave a friend a Fallow liver last week and she brought round some pate she had made from it. It was so strong we found it inedible. We don’t eat liver but we both enjoy a mild pate. I am dreading the lady asking us if we enjoyed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted November 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 Pleasantly surprised and off the hook! It was terrible - but she knew it too! So we agreed it was all the writer's fault and moved on. 6 hours ago, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. I wonder if that is the guy who lives next door to us. He lives with his mum and at 1am can be heard yelling and swearing at his computer as he gets shot, blown up kidnapped etc... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 1 hour ago, chrisjpainter said: Pleasantly surprised and off the hook! It was terrible - but she knew it too! So we agreed it was all the writer's fault and moved on. I wonder if that is the guy who lives next door to us. He lives with his mum and at 1am can be heard yelling and swearing at his computer as he gets shot, blown up kidnapped etc... Was that Friday night? If so then, yes, that was me. But I wasn't on my computer (sent from A&E Dorset County Hospital) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imperfection Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 11 hours ago, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. I just spat over my screen reading that. 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MirokuMK70 Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 12 hours ago, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. I play games online in dorset and i've convinced this fit sounding woman in Buckinghamshire to meet me for some dirty fun... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.C Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted November 8, 2022 Report Share Posted November 8, 2022 (edited) I told that Mr Michelangelo that...in a previous life when I was Pope Julius II. There he was, with his pots and his paints in the Sistine Chapel and I told him straight. His painting was rubbish furthermore I doubted very few people would want to actually look at it even. But as were some stains up in the roof there, and that I'd already paid him, and he said he wasn't wanting to give me the money back, he might as well paint it on the ceiling and be done with it rather than get somebody else in. Edited November 8, 2022 by enfieldspares Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 a similar theme by all us "happily married Chaps on here " "Does my Bum look big in this ....... ? " knowing that the time taken to respond is as likely to land you in bother as the response itself ! in my Head " yes eating chocolate and sitting on the sofa tends to do that !" in real life quickly try and change the subject to " have you any shoes that will go with that ?" Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 I HAVNT A CLUE WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT .....IS.....SUGGESTS....ELUDES TO .... christ pigeonwatch is getting seriously weird... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 4 hours ago, ditchman said: I HAVNT A CLUE WHAT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT .....IS.....SUGGESTS....ELUDES TO .... christ pigeonwatch is getting seriously weird... Just take a large glass of Shiraz and all will be clear. Then take another one and it will be a fond memory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 On 08/11/2022 at 05:43, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. Are you sure the Dorset player is a guy ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 1 hour ago, islandgun said: Are you sure the Dorset player is a guy ? 😂 love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 2 hours ago, islandgun said: Are you sure the Dorset player is a guy ? Must be, I offered him my discount Jimmy Choo Card to use online and he showed zero interest? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted November 9, 2022 Report Share Posted November 9, 2022 On 08/11/2022 at 05:43, bruno22rf said: I play games online and I've convinced a guy in Dorset that I'm a woman. contact Melb3 for guidance on this issue............mel really thinks im a ginger farmer....he asks me all sorts of things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted November 10, 2022 Report Share Posted November 10, 2022 17 hours ago, islandgun said: Are you sure the Dorset player is a guy ? Could be him, it, they, she, undecided non binary or any combo of the above ! Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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