Davyo Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 How bad is it in you house! Sick of my wifes shoes,so today i sorted the out into their correct boxes.That right she not just nuts about shoes,she has to keep the damb boxes.91 pairs & thats excluding her running shoes of which there must be at least 6 pairs. I have 4 pairs of dress shoes 2 casuals ,1 pair of trainers,1 pair walking boots and a pair if wellies (that i havent worn since i packed in shooting) Who needs 91 pairs of shoes? Jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-G Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 Wimen! mines not that bad though she needs a new top every week or so. I have a 30 years old pair of black brogue's, two pairs of trainers one with holes in the soles, one pair 12 year old walking boots and wellies. I spoil myself with as many gloves and hats as I think I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BaconBoy Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 I have a pair of work boots,a pair of wellies and a pair of trainers.i polish the work boots up for special occasions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39TDS Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 What do you need the trainers for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 My ex has approx 200 pairs, also hundreds of coats, dresses, 70 pairs of trousers. It's was so bad MY clothes were kept in a single door wardrobe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 i have , a pair of work boots , a pair of shooting boots , a pair of shiny black shoes for , weddings,funerals, court appearances. i also have a pair of flip flops for around the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 I have a pair of loafing shoes, a pair of dress boots, casual boots, work boots, two pairs of dress shoes, two pairs of plimsoles, slippers, and sure I have missed one or two out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 i have one pair of slip ons , one work pair of doc martin shoes one work pair of magnum boots and seven pair of 12 inch boots out in the garage for ferreting got to start the day with dry feet and 3 brand new spare pairs of boots in the loft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TriBsa Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 hours ago, Davyo said: Who needs 91 pairs of shoes? Jesus. I think he managed with one pair of sandals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dekers Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 ....and never got ANYTHING to wear when we go out so she needs a whole new outfit every time! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLondon Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 My good lady is a handbags and shoes freak. A couple of years ago we won £1300 on the lottery within minutes of realising we’d won that amount we decided to have £500 each and give the £300 to our son. 5 minutes later (I’m not joking) she’d gone online and spent hers on a mulberry handbag, that apparently was 50% off in the sale, so in her mind she saved £500. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickyh Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 It just means that they care about their appearance. Once or still do look like stunners. And thats why we're still with them. Remember those shoes with those stockings? Stop being ******* lads We love em ! I wouldn't change mine ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 91 boxes,that should hold most of her stuff when you kick her out ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
39TDS Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 2 hours ago, TriBsa said: I think he managed with one pair of sandals. I was thinking the same but probably barefoot a lot of the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winston72 Posted February 3, 2018 Report Share Posted February 3, 2018 Lads this is why your better off joining the darkside, to quote the great sage "no woman no cry" come on boys it doesn't hurt that much xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 17 minutes ago, Winston72 said: Lads this is why your better off joining the darkside, to quote the great sage "no woman no cry" come on boys it doesn't hurt that much xx Careful, that's tantamount to sedition in these parts. The good ole boys of PW will be mustering a linching party before you know it. It did make me laugh however ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keg Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Sorry chaps but handbags and shoes are in the female DNA just depends to what level. 1 hour ago, grrclark said: Careful, that's tantamount to sedition in these parts. The good ole boys of PW will be mustering a linching party before you know it. It did make me laugh however ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Winston you remind me of that fella with glasses on Gogglebox watching something, where he says quit crying and bite the pillow in a deep voice his old mother sat next to him cant stop laughing. Davyo be glad she takes care of them by keeping the boxes, nothing worse than buying your wife or her buying expensive shoes bags etc and then seeing them kicked off or scuffed and not looked after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 What about Manbags. Gunbags. Gamebags. Fishingbags. Ammobags. Toolbags.Laptopbags. The male of the species can soon accumulate a few bags. Its not a totally female province. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vmaxphil Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 Hands up those who haven't got a mancave full of tools ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 I’ve got hundreds of pairs of shoes and lots of odd ones ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Shredder. Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 38 minutes ago, vmaxphil said: Hands up those who haven't got a mancave full of tools ? For all those "little" jobs she needs doing right away, Oh yes.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 22 minutes ago, Old farrier said: I’ve got hundreds of pairs of shoes and lots of odd ones ? Yes but we know you are a cobbler in your spare time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 At a quiz a few years ago the question was give the definition of the word lnfinity Other half’s answer the number of shoes and handbags a girl must have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted February 4, 2018 Report Share Posted February 4, 2018 something tells me some of you must have smelly shoes, between trainers work boots going out shoes wellies flip flops for holidays, I think some of you are telling porkies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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