Saltings Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 as blokes we will never ever understand the faire sex many have tried before us and failed we will never work it out so be happy we are always in the **** only the depth varies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 4 hours ago, clakk said: Foolish man ,Lynn will have some new fleshy earings when she reads this It's funny that you should say that , because she's just started making leather earrings 😲. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mungler Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Ever since I have known my wife (25 years or thereabouts) she has had the habit of leaving the last third of whatever drink she makes. I have lost count of the times I have suggested that she pours / makes her drink 1/3 smaller each time and then consumes 100% of that drink, rather than continually throwing 1/3 of the drinks she does make down the sink....... but oh no...... she’s ******* crackers. Over the years I reckon I could have filled an Olympic swimming pool with ‘sinked’ Pepsi and at least two Olympic swimming pools with tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClemFandango Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 hours ago, Mungler said: Ever since I have known my wife (25 years or thereabouts) she has had the habit of leaving the last third of whatever drink she makes. I have lost count of the times I have suggested that she pours / makes her drink 1/3 smaller each time and then consumes 100% of that drink, rather than continually throwing 1/3 of the drinks she does make down the sink....... but oh no...... she’s ******* crackers. Over the years I reckon I could have filled an Olympic swimming pool with ‘sinked’ Pepsi and at least two Olympic swimming pools with tea. get smaller cups? My mother in law cannot, or will not cut cheddar with a square edge. Wouldn't be a problem but because she's fat she is always getting it out the fridge to eat when she stays here, I know when she's here because my perfectly square block of cheddar is all wonky. ******* evil witch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pigeon Shredder. Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, ClemFandango said: get smaller cups? My mother in law cannot, or will not cut cheddar with a square edge. Wouldn't be a problem but because she's fat she is always getting it out the fridge to eat when she stays here, I know when she's here because my perfectly square block of cheddar is all wonky. ******* evil witch. Get on with her well then 😬 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobba Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 12 hours ago, JDog said: Why do some people scoop cheese from a whole Stilton? And then pour in the port. Even worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bruno22rf Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 What a bunch of spoiled Husbands you lot are - my other half reads whilst eating Wotsits in bed - puts me right off my stroke sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Never played golf in bed before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pigeon controller Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 Not to high jack this subject but I understand that some shooters are unable to lay pigeons in straight line ????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 11 hours ago, mel b3 said: Gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen, it's quite simple really , ladies have smaller brains than us,so they do rather silly things . Don't think less of them , just admire their pretty smiles ,and humour them . If my Mrs sees this ,she'll kill me while Im sleeping 😲. Now where did I put her mobile number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 hours ago, ClemFandango said: get smaller cups? My mother in law cannot, or will not cut cheddar with a square edge. Wouldn't be a problem but because she's fat she is always getting it out the fridge to eat when she stays here, I know when she's here because my perfectly square block of cheddar is all wonky. ******* evil witch. jesus christ.........................and we think Brexit is a problem.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clakk Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 If im dumb enough to buy the wife flowers its not thanks darling its "what the hell have you broken now" or" where is it and how much did it cost" cynical wench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 hours ago, loriusgarrulus said: Now where did I put her mobile number. It's wasn't my fault , the big boys made me say it 😭 4 hours ago, ClemFandango said: get smaller cups? My mother in law cannot, or will not cut cheddar with a square edge. Wouldn't be a problem but because she's fat she is always getting it out the fridge to eat when she stays here, I know when she's here because my perfectly square block of cheddar is all wonky. ******* evil witch. You really love your mother in law don't you 😅 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 My missus regularly puts TV remote on top of set ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krugerandsmith Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 17 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Yes she will And maybe cut something else off🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 My wife is totally incapable of putting a screw top back on anything without cross-threading it Its a disaster waiting to happen with a 4 pint bottle of milk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClemFandango Posted February 19, 2019 Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 5 hours ago, mel b3 said: It's wasn't my fault , the big boys made me say it 😭 You really love your mother in law don't you 😅 as much as I love having my fingernails pulled off with pliers and then dipped in lemon juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PPP Posted February 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2019 2 hours ago, fern01 said: My wife is totally incapable of putting a screw top back on anything without cross-threading it Its a disaster waiting to happen with a 4 pint bottle of milk. Aargh... I share your pain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 On 19/02/2019 at 08:00, bruno22rf said: What a bunch of spoiled Husbands you lot are - my other half reads whilst eating Wotsits in bed - puts me right off my stroke sometimes. My ex put a wotsit in my ear when I nodded off and proceeded to bite it. The noise was so loud I woke with a start. Scared the hell out of me to be fair and I still steer clear of women carrying wotsits to this day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SxS Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 Rumour has it that a guy at work got into quite a pickle when he discovered the woman he met on holiday had a wotsit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 9 hours ago, Lord Geordie said: My ex put a wotsit in my ear when I nodded off and proceeded to bite it. The noise was so loud I woke with a start. Scared the hell out of me to be fair and I still steer clear of women carrying wotsits to this day! 3 minutes ago, SxS said: Rumour has it that a guy at work got into quite a pickle when he discovered the woman he met on holiday had a wotsit! Oh Geordie what did you do after the wotsit affair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Geordie Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 (edited) 17 hours ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: Oh Geordie what did you do after the wotsit affair? We had a bit of a ruffles at the discos before I walkers her home for a bit of hanky panky! Edited February 21, 2019 by Lord Geordie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sabel25 Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 On 19/02/2019 at 13:58, guzzicat said: My missus regularly puts TV remote on top of set ! That's so you know where it is Just call her from the kitchen while she's cooking your dinner and tell her to pass it into your hand whist removing your boots and putting on your slippers on and lighting your pipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoolinDalton Posted February 20, 2019 Report Share Posted February 20, 2019 2 hours ago, SxS said: Rumour has it that a guy at work got into quite a pickle when he discovered the woman he met on holiday had a wotsit! Had he been to Thailand, by any chance? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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