Rob85 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Usually said when trying to drill through titanium.... as hard as a whores heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Always tuck your vest in your pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 “Man who goes to bed with itchy bum wakes up with smelly finger.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw and wriggley Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 When you don’t want to do something ( I would rather **** in my hand and clap ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 As much use as a chocolate teapot and I remember grandfather saying this there’s only one thing more useless on a boat than a wheelbarrow and that’s your wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SURIN Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 You are as much use as **** pockets in a string vest!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsdad Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Old Chinese proverb... man who eat bats after keeping with other weird creatures in awful conditions cause global deadly pandemic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 You always find the same thing under a ponytail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 As much use as **** to a nun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 as much use as a chocolate firegaurd......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker570 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Yer looking grand, but I dinna have me specks on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 " a hand in the bush is worth two in a stack" "a doctor a day keeps the hospital away" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jega Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 From one of my old mentors during the early days of my apprenticeship ,advice on machine usage . " Never put your fingers where you wouldn't put your knob " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 ‘Yer dunt sweat much for a big lass!’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokersmith Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Like trying to pick a lock with a wet piece of string. You’ve more chance of ******** in the Queen’s handbag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 ‘Who was that masked man?’ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokersmith Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 I’d rather be up that than a ladder A bad days shooting ... better than a good day at work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 there is a really rude one which involves.....a a butchers sharpening steel lb of butter and somebodys bottom if you know that one just say ...Aye... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 Theece gotten wer theece casn't backun asn't. is one round yer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 2 minutes ago, tonker said: Theece gotten wer theece casn't backun asn't. is one round yer. so true... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted March 2, 2021 Report Share Posted March 2, 2021 no good having a ash tray on a motor bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbie to this Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 7 hours ago, mossy835 said: no good having a ash tray on a motor bike. I know it as - "You're/That's about as useful as an ashtray on a motor bike" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 "God gave us memories so we would have roses in December" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 You can't feed an old bird chaff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 3, 2021 Report Share Posted March 3, 2021 where ere you go....there you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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