wymberley Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 38 minutes ago, dodgy dave said: never new there was 57 variates of farts (see how i copied your spelling and got it wrong) Somewhat dated now, Tesla has invented 2 new ones. The 'left' is quite good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loriusgarrulus Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 A million housewives every day, Pick up a tin of beanz and say, "Oh No not beanz again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dodgy dave Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 yes and the ole man comes in and him say oh no not ******* beans again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 "beanz meanz fartz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old'un Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 5 minutes ago, ditchman said: "beanz meanz fartz" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 I am one of the 50% of the World population who does not find farts funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 19 hours ago, loriusgarrulus said: Was the area ever a landfill site. They might be gas vents. That was my thought, it looks to be on made up ground [newly planted trees] just wondered why you would need two together Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windswept Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 43 minutes ago, ditchman said: "beanz meanz fartz" Not a million miles away. Looks like they are toilets: https://www.waterlesstoilets.co.uk/kl1/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 29 minutes ago, Windswept said: Not a million miles away. Looks like they are toilets: https://www.waterlesstoilets.co.uk/kl1/ " No **** shylock ".......................certainly looks like them...........we used to call them longdrops in africa........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 2 hours ago, London Best said: I am one of the 50% of the World population who does not find farts funny. So it'll be from the other 50% which makes up the Tesla customer base. Have to say that this just has to be the most pointless exercise in optional extras that I've ever come across. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 47 minutes ago, wymberley said: So it'll be from the other 50% which makes up the Tesla customer base. Have to say that this just has to be the most pointless exercise in optional extras that I've ever come across. .???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 1 hour ago, London Best said: .???? Mashable.com says that - Bathroom humor will never go out of style. My dear old aunt used to say that - Style will never go out of fashion. One of them got it wrong and it wasn't said aunty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 7 hours ago, London Best said: I am one of the 50% of the World population who does not find farts funny. I am in that half too. Doesn’t amuse me at all. Toilet humour is blank to me. It is not that I’m too classy, some smut tickles me always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dougy Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 The 1st night my wife and i got intimate 👩❤️👨 i trumped on her leg, totally natural bodily function following another natural bodily function, it was so funny its something we still laugh about years later. Whats not funny about a good old trump (apart from one called Donald) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Neal Posted July 21, 2021 Report Share Posted July 21, 2021 Looks like we've got to the BOTTOM of the mystery I suppose I might have been half right with the composter guess! Anyone who doesn't find farts funny wouldn't last long round here, my family make Blazing Saddles look like a bunch of nuns and the genes are strong with me! 1 hour ago, Dougy said: The 1st night my wife and i got intimate 👩❤️👨 i trumped on her leg, totally natural bodily function following another natural bodily function, it was so funny its something we still laugh about years later. Whats not funny about a good old trump (apart from one called Donald) Similar story here actually, completely with you!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted July 22, 2021 Report Share Posted July 22, 2021 On 21/07/2021 at 15:46, Windswept said: Not a million miles away. Looks like they are toilets: https://www.waterlesstoilets.co.uk/kl1/ Windswept you have one the prize which is “servicing” the things ! now regarding farts in a house with two youngsters ( both boys ) lagging about farts is a daily ritual. those who have kids or grand kids with a google Alexa ask Alexa play a ****. For those who don’t understand how Tesla joined the conversation I believe Tesla can play a **** as well ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 (edited) On 21/07/2021 at 18:57, London Best said: .???? Was sure someone would answer, but initially no. Lot of pain here can't type too much, but Agriv8 now has it - an all new indicator sound. Edited July 23, 2021 by wymberley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve s×s Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 On 20/07/2021 at 14:04, Mice! said: Get over the fence and take a proper look 😉 Can't do that, it would spoil all the mistery and guessing, anyway as an old chap I knew would say it's a What's it thingy 🤪 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
owdnorthener Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 A smoker for fish ? First thought was a thingumybob, or a whatyoumacallit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agriv8 Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 So if you have a Tesla and you are board instructions ! ps I have a transit van not a tesla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mice! Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 1 hour ago, steve s×s said: Can't do that, it would spoil all the mistery and guessing, anyway as an old chap I knew would say it's a What's it thingy 🤪 Be nice to know though, probably just thingymajigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enfieldspares Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 As my late mother used to say concerning wind. Better out than in and better up than down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 On 21/07/2021 at 15:46, Windswept said: Not a million miles away. Looks like they are toilets: https://www.waterlesstoilets.co.uk/kl1/ what bit do you sit on ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 6 minutes ago, ditchman said: what bit do you sit on ? The seat inside the door! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted July 23, 2021 Report Share Posted July 23, 2021 9 minutes ago, TIGHTCHOKE said: The seat inside the door! thank god for that...........im a bit less adventurous now...cant be doing with climbing ladders to do a number 2..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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