ditchman Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 one of the victims....has reported in court ...and recounted her assault by the (ex) First Minister of Scotland,,,,.......... ............"he covered my mouth in sloppy wet kisses.......and groped my bottom"...................... im about to have my tea....and have lost my hunger....i cant make my mind up which is worse.... tasting his sloppy wet kisses...or being goosed by him perhaps its 2 seperate charges.............................cant wait to see Nicola Spungeon taking the box.......i wonder what she was lucky to get.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 You just wish it had been you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 It was Complainant H who told a tale of him ‘lying fully aroused on top of her just wearing socks’ that made me proper shiver 😖 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 He might be totally innocent of all charges, but they don't make pleasant reading and there are a fair number. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead eye alan Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, grrclark said: It was Complainant H who told a tale of him ‘lying fully aroused on top of her just wearing socks’ that made me proper shiver 😖 Tartan socks i hope Cooooooo, as Tommy Steele said what a picture.😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, Gordon R said: He might be totally innocent of all charges, but they don't make pleasant reading and there are a fair number. Indeed he might Gordon and the man, as odious and smarmy as he is, deserves to be considered innocent until proven otherwise. However, even if proven innocent of the charges levelled against him the consideration of his admitted behaviour is still relevant. For example in the case woman H he has lodged a special defence of consent and when she said he was naked his defence is that he was actually in his underpants. Now I am of liberal mind and if two folk at work want to get a bit jiggy that’s up to them, however when you are the First Minister with all the status that confers there is still behaviour appropriate to the office, and being stood in your keks with a junior colleague in the official residence after a night on the scoop probably doesn’t qualify as appropriate behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scully Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 22 minutes ago, grrclark said: It was Complainant H who told a tale of him ‘lying fully aroused on top of her just wearing socks’ that made me proper shiver 😖 Clearly guilty then; anyone who leaves his socks on is a wrong un in my book! 😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Heron Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 55 minutes ago, grrclark said: It was Complainant H who told a tale of him ‘lying fully aroused on top of her just wearing socks’ that made me proper shiver 😖 That vision reminds of the blue planet with that large walrus trying to mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRINITY Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, grrclark said: It was Complainant H who told a tale of him ‘lying fully aroused on top of her just wearing socks’ that made me proper shiver 😖 Well going to the title spelling, I wonder if this act happened in the spawning season and if so de he eject his milt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 being made love to by alex salmon..............must feel as if a large oak wardrobe has just fallen on you ...with its key sticking out......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 8 minutes ago, ditchman said: being made love to by alex salmon..............must feel as if a large oak wardrobe has just fallen on you ...with its key sticking out......... Wasn't that said of some Tory minister in Thachers government who couldn't keep,his zip,closed.....can't remeber his name BUT looked a bit like Salmon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gdadphil Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 Nicholas Soames?? Churchill's grandson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retsdon Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, grrclark said: , and being stood in your keks with a junior colleague in the official residence after a night on the scoop probably doesn’t qualify as appropriate behaviour. 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 4 minutes ago, gdadphil said: Nicholas Soames?? Churchill's grandson! Correct - so it was said Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 23 minutes ago, ditchman said: being made love to by alex salmon..............must feel as if a large oak wardrobe has just fallen on you ...with its key sticking out......... He reminds me of a slug ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retsdon Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 To be honest, I never ever liked Salmond. He always struck me as an oily piece of work that you wouldn't trust an inch. A terribly large ego too. I remember there was some picture of him going around dressed up in all his official finery at Holyrood, and he looked so self-satisfied it was almost stomach-churning. Well, he's not so self-satisfied now and I can't say I'm in the least bit sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 1 hour ago, islandgun said: He reminds me of a slug ! Frog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 Never mind the corna virus i was groped by Alex Salmon which is worse the wee smary *** Some of the people who made complaint have chosen to remain anonymous is one of them Sturgeon ?? she was his prodigy and ust of known what was going down ?> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Modafinale Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 Well if the American multi millionaire got 26 years for two and Alex is accused by 12 hope he’s packed his suitcase cause he might be off the scene for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted March 11, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 56 minutes ago, Bigbob said: Never mind the corna virus i was groped by Alex Salmon which is worse the wee smary *** Some of the people who made complaint have chosen to remain anonymous is one of them Sturgeon ?? she was his prodigy and ust of known what was going down ?> there is no way sturgeon and salmon had a menage a deux ...surely ?...........................it would bring the SNP to its knees if it was found out and had happened............. please god let it be true ♋.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoolinDalton Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 5 hours ago, Scully said: Clearly guilty then; anyone who leaves his socks on is a wrong un in my book! 😀 Hi Scully, have you ever considered being a judge? If you were a judge, the crime rate would fall overnight...as would the sock purchases! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRINITY Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 2 hours ago, Modafinale said: Well if the American multi millionaire got 26 years for two and Alex is accused by 12 hope he’s packed his suitcase cause he might be off the scene for a while Dont think so, the UK dosn,t do hard justice. Doubt he would get 26 months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
udderlyoffroad Posted March 11, 2020 Report Share Posted March 11, 2020 5 hours ago, grrclark said: being stood in your keks with a junior colleague in the official residence after a night on the scoop probably doesn’t qualify as appropriate behaviour. In France it's expected behaviour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 He will be let off with a caution and 60 hours unpaid community work when his barrister claims it was assault with a friendly weapon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
m3vert Posted March 12, 2020 Report Share Posted March 12, 2020 Its even creepier when his scruffy tramp like QC (yes i know hes a superb QC) says that kisses on the lips is just the sort of man Alex is 🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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