Old Boggy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 May I be the first on PW to wish the honourable Ditchman a very happy birthday today. Now I know that many of us don't wish to be reminded of another year on the clock, so if Ditchy is one of them, then I sincerely hope that with a bottle of red to hand, he will drift into a semi comatose state and forget all worldly worries once the sun is up and over the er.............. clothes line. Have a good day Simon, OB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Happy birthday ditchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Never met him but he’s tried to help me out a few times . happy birthday 🍰 😎👍 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 (edited) Have a VERY Happy Birthday MATE! Edited June 28, 2019 by TIGHTCHOKE Too many Vs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 You could have given us a bit of notice old boggy hardly time to bake a cake and lay on the dancing girls 🤭 happy birthday ditchman all the best of Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Happy birthday Simon 👍. The team of builders have almost finished rendering the cake that fat sarah will be jumping out of later.(when I say jump, I mean they've installed a ramp to roll her out). Have a great day mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldypigeonpopper Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 have a good day Simon, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 All the best Ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panoma1 Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 I don't know Simon, but if everyone was as willing to help other as he is (and from the regard everyone on PW seems to have for him) the world would be a better place! Happy birthday Ditchie! 🎂 gluten free of course! Lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sam triple Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 enjoy your day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aga man Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Happy birthday Ditchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 well thankee thankee ........... got to be sensible today have a appointment at the hostipital today for my diabetese check up and other stuff...........they pour stuff in your eyes so you are nearly blind then take pictures......my next door neighbor is taking me as i will be unable to see the road never mind drive afterwards...... im just trying to think of an excuse for them to check my protrate gland whilst im there......i could tell them it is my birthday... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 You could! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Hope someone notifies fat Sarah as his birthday dancing girl. All the best on your birthday Ditchman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hawkeye Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 20 minutes ago, ditchman said: well thankee thankee ........... got to be sensible today have a appointment at the hostipital today for my diabetese check up and other stuff...........they pour stuff in your eyes so you are nearly blind then take pictures......my next door neighbor is taking me as i will be unable to see the road never mind drive afterwards...... im just trying to think of an excuse for them to check my protrate gland whilst im there......i could tell them it is my birthday... Had mine checked the other day and wasn't even my birthday .........Happy birthday anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marsh man Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 MANY , MANY Happy returns to one of Norfolk's good ole boi's . Do all the well wishes get a slice of birthday cake ? , 🍷 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Happy birthday Ditchie 🎉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted June 28, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, ditchman said: im just trying to think of an excuse for them to check my protrate gland whilst im there......i could tell them it is my birthday... Just make sure he hasn't got both hands on your shoulders Good luck OB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 3 minutes ago, Old Boggy said: Just make sure he hasn't got both hands on your shoulders Good luck OB well its either that or the blonde nurse with the long red fingernails Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old farrier Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 1 hour ago, hawkeye said: Had mine checked the other day and wasn't even my birthday .........Happy birthday anyway Had mine checked and when I said where shall I put my trousers When he said over there next to mine 🤭 i wasn’t expecting that 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnphilip Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Simon .may all your wishes come true today .😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 49 minutes ago, Duckandswing said: Happy birthday Ditchie 🎉 you have PM 17 minutes ago, johnphilip said: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Simon .may all your wishes come true today .😎 i have shown "the old bill"....your post ...and they said "they will be around to lock me up about 3 o'clock"............ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooder Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Happy birthday, did fat Sarah give you a present 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 2 minutes ago, Wooder said: Happy birthday, did fat Sarah give you a present 😎 She gave him the opportunity to drive a motor boat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clodhopper Posted June 28, 2019 Report Share Posted June 28, 2019 Happy Birthday Ditchman. Maybe you need to pour lots of red liquid down your throat to counteract the discomfort of the eye liquid and red finger nails. All the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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