Lloyd90 Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Right I've got a house mate who's a right smug orrible ****, she's a proper jobs worth door handle who'd drop anyone in it any chance. On top of that when genuinely in the wrong rather than just apologise she just sticks out sarky answers and acts all smug. Makes me sick. Any good pranks / revenge plans that won't come back to me ? Can't have it traced back I'm afraid lol (Nothing illegal please we all know we are all above board law abiding folk here, not that I need to mention it) PS feel free to tell ya best revenge story 😂😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davyo Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Clingfilm under the toilet seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodp Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 A few spoons of salt in the sugar bowl, mixed well in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royboy Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Laxative on a cup of tea like on Dumb and dumber Hey Harry old buddy old pal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowdy Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I,know of 3,student's in a flat a few years ago .were one of them got a large tub of Marge/spread removed the contents paced a **** in the bottom of the tub and replaced the spread on top. over the next couple of weeks he watched the other two work there way through the tub of spread until they hit the brown streak!!!! Bob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royboy Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I,know of 3,student's in a flat a few years ago .were one of them got a large tub of Marge/spread removed the contents paced a **** in the bottom of the tub and replaced the spread on top. over the next couple of weeks he watched the other two work there way through the tub of spread until they hit the brown streak!!!! Bob My god ! I would go mental !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winnie&bezza Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I,know of 3,student's in a flat a few years ago .were one of them got a large tub of Marge/spread removed the contents paced a **** in the bottom of the tub and replaced the spread on top. over the next couple of weeks he watched the other two work there way through the tub of spread until they hit the brown streak!!!! Bob Haha that's rank. I'd go with slipping a big ole slug in a sandwich or something easy to conceal it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JDog Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 The very best revenge would be to act in a decent respectful manner at all times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamster Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 The very best revenge would be to act in a decent respectful manner at all times. Yes and defo no excrement in jars, that's criminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodp Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Yes and defo no excrement in jars, that's criminal. Yep, stay well away from anything likely to cause harm. The trick with revenge is to be smart, you want something that everyone else wishes they'd done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fortune Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Brother & sister in law used to take in foreign exchange language students for a bit of extra income before they had kids of their own. When she went shopping she used to get him a bar of fruit and nut. He goes to the fridge for some and a very arrogant German student had pigged the whole bar in one go. As the German liked chocolate so much they bought him a bar of chocolate and gave it to him as he was leaving to go back to Germany via coach and train which was a long,long journey. They waved him goodbye as he started to get stuck into the bar of xlax. . God only knows what state he was in by the time he got back home but I bet his mum had some heavy duty washing to do. I wonder if he ever twigged and if the sight of a bar of chocolate turns him over. I expect that he thinks that the food on the boat or something else caused the rotts to set in. That was sweet revenge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 (edited) Itching powder in her knicker drawer,get some suitable cards printed with her mobile number & put them in phone boxes,slip some empty condom packets in her work handbag,does she drive? if so slip a herring under her rear carpets,use her name & address to send for details of some of the real pervy stuff offered on the net, O/K for starters? Edited June 19, 2016 by guzzicat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkiserow Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Act like Ghandi would Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalconFN Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Hmm, revenge over petty personality clashes will only increase the animosity and ultimately cause you far more grief than either talking to her about it or just rising above it. Life's too short to go out of your way to pee people off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShootingEgg Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Itching powder in her knicker drawer,get some suitable cards printed with her mobile number & put them in phone boxes,slip some empty condom packets in her work handbag,does she drive? if so slip a herring under her rear carpets,use her name & address to send for details of some of the real pervy stuff offered on the net, O/K for starters? Another place for the fish would be in engine bay on fan system so when its a hot day she turns fans on and bam, not so fresh air.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Bb Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Brother & sister in law used to take in foreign exchange language students for a bit of extra income before they had kids of their own. When she went shopping she used to get him a bar of fruit and nut. He goes to the fridge for some and a very arrogant German student had pigged the whole bar in one go. As the German liked chocolate so much they bought him a bar of chocolate and gave it to him as he was leaving to go back to Germany via coach and train which was a long,long journey. They waved him goodbye as he started to get stuck into the bar of xlax. . God only knows what state he was in by the time he got back home but I bet his mum had some heavy duty washing to do. I wonder if he ever twigged and if the sight of a bar of chocolate turns him over. I expect that he thinks that the food on the boat or something else caused the rotts to set in. That was sweet revenge. Revenge is only revenge if you get to see the outcome. I'm told that there are "mail bomb" sites that will send a couple of thousand e-mails per day to a chosen address...................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Had house mates for years they come and go it makes life more interesting. One of my house mates 'Ying' fell out with another and cut up all of his clothes left his laptop in the sink and used tampons in his bed just before she left. Had another that worked as a night time delivery driver he used to turn up with a car load of friends at two in the morning very grateful for coffee . So many fun times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason_ox Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 http://www.glitterbombs.co.uk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
four-wheel-drive Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 (edited) Has she got a car many years ago I went to the shops to get some milk and on the way home one of the milk bottles tipped over and the top came off milk full cream milk in the carpet even though I washed it out quickly the next day it started to pong and I had to drive with all of the windows open for weeks. Edited June 19, 2016 by four-wheel-drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 get a couple of bars of cadburys chocolate ...unwrap them carefully and then put laxitive chocolate in the wrappers....then back in the fridge,,..... (thats if she is a fridge thief as well....these people usually are)......women are everso funny when they scuttle to the toilet.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose man Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Karma mate ...it will come back and bite your **** ....up until the time comes were you can tell her face to face you don't like her I'd leave it ...revenge is always bitter sweet ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Act like Ghandi would How would acting like the father of a nation who challanged the UK being imprisioned, gaining independence by advocating truth, and non violence, extolling women rights, vegetarianism and fasting, in fact being one the worlds greatest human beings going to help the OP in his quest for revenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzzicat Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 A handful of maggots make an awful lot of bluebottles as they hatch!,easy to slip into a car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wymberley Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Divorce her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Whilst a student, and young and stupid, i once wrapped up the car of a fellow student using half a dozen jumbo sized rolls of toilet paper, it looked like someone had parked a giant marshmallow in the car park. I have to say some of the 'pranks' suggested on the thread so far make me worry. Do people really think it would be ok to tip maggots into someone's car or pour milk into the car carpet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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