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Merry Christmas everyone


Dave-G
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Suddenly it's here again

that time of year

 

so the best to you

and all you hold so dear

 

I wish your forthcoming year

to be filled with sporting opportunities and cheer

 

have enjoyed reading many posts here

some informative,some quirky and queer

 

so once again and being sincere

lets raise a glass and drink a beer

 

HAPPY CRIMBO!

 

atb

7diaw

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:xmas: Happy Christmas and happy new year to everyone :xmas:

 

A few Christmas cracker jokes (I apologise in advance)

 

Who is Santa's favourite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

 

What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!

 

What do Santa's little helpers learn at school?
The elf-abet!

 

Where does Santa go when he's sick?
To the elf center!

 

What song do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow!

 

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

 

Sorry :blush:

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