chrisjpainter Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Well to get away from all this CV-19 business, I was thinking what are people's memorable film quotes? Either favourite, worst or weirdest taken out of context. This has stemmed from an afternoon watching Jaws 4 and I suddenly found myself asking what idiot producer/director okayed a piece of dialogue that contained the line: 'I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. Ever since I was a small boy.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duckandswing Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, chrisjpainter said: 'I've always wanted to make love to an angry welder. Ever since I was a small boy.' Bahahahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultrastu Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Omg.really .that line is in jaws .? Wow now thats gonna take some beating to get more random . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) Stitches every time Edited March 20, 2020 by strimmer_13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Still like the one in Zulu "" Stop poking me with those bloody sticks"" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesj Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 One of the best because in can be adapted any situation when things go wrong is the one every one knows from Jaws " you're gonna need a bigger boat " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonker Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) Or you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. Edited March 20, 2020 by tonker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) All the other amplifiers go to 10, this goes up to 11....spinal,tap Edited March 20, 2020 by Diver One Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave at kelton Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Well , here's another fine mess you've gotten us into " , Again adaptable to most circumstances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted March 20, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 42 minutes ago, Ultrastu said: Omg.really .that line is in jaws .? Wow now thats gonna take some beating to get more random . Jaws 4, not the original. A truly horrendous film, despite having Michael Caine and a giant shark in it. What it doesn't have is Ron and Valery Taylor filming real sharks and the film really lacks for it. It's all just the dire fibreglass shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screamingdead Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view...until you climb into his skin and walk around in it.” To kill a mockingbird One of my favourites from 12 angry men Juror #7: You a Yankee fan? Juror #5: No, Baltimore. Juror #7: Baltimore? That's like being hit in the head with a crowbar once a day. Edited March 20, 2020 by washerboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoolinDalton Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 ''I'm only a poor corrupt official''. Any ideas peeps? Adaptable to many governments, methinks! Btw, it's my favourite film! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 "Look to your front, mark your targets" Colour Sargent Bourne, Zulu I often mutter this to myself when shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 28 minutes ago, DoolinDalton said: ''I'm only a poor corrupt official''. Any ideas peeps? Adaptable to many governments, methinks! Btw, it's my favourite film! Great film Casablanca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoolinDalton Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Just now, washerboy said: Great film Casablanca Well done Sir. Excellent film...I cry every time I watch it...after a bottle of red, I may add! Here's looking at you, kid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 I had a day trip on the train to casablanca when I was in marrakech, it way truly awful. So glad I hadn't booked to stay there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redial Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 "Of all the Gin Joints" etc etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smokersmith Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Leah ‘I love you..’ Solo.... ‘I know... ‘ Caine in Italian job ... If we’re going to pull this job off we have to work as a team ..... ...... and that means doing exactly what I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walshie Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 of my personal favourites (from different films): There's something out there waiting for us. And it ain't no man.......We're all gonna die." "There's ALWAYS time for lubricant!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clangerman Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 a few good men jack nicholson to tom cruise the truth? you can’t handle the truth! think jack has a strong view on the lead ban Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon R Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 Quote I've heard that you're a low-down Yankee liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanter Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 How"d you like to kiss my sisters black cats ***? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shooterman49 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 I kidnapped you I did, goodnight Mr Tom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lloyd90 Posted March 20, 2020 Report Share Posted March 20, 2020 I am here to chew bubblegum, and kick ***. And I’m all out of bubblegum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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