Agriv8 Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 my 3 New Years resolution are Not to go on the for-sale section while under influence. not go near the guns for sale just after pay day. trust the words of wisdom from dogs and training Keep it fun and hit us with your best 3 Agriv8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 At Uni, we used to do Secret Santa New Year's resolutions. They were a giggle. Beat my best count of 214 UK species of birds in a year. When I say best, it's the only time I bothered to count, so I'm hoping that makes it easier. Remember to undo my shoe laces to protect the backs of my shoes more. Get an owl in my owl box. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted December 31, 2020 Report Share Posted December 31, 2020 47 minutes ago, chrisjpainter said: At Uni, we used to do Secret Santa New Year's resolutions. They were a giggle. Beat my best count of 214 UK species of birds in a year. When I say best, it's the only time I bothered to count, so I'm hoping that makes it easier. Remember to undo my shoe laces to protect the backs of my shoes more. Get an owl in my owl box. My heel cups wince in sympathy with your resolution number 2. My 3 resolutions: Have the courage to make change where I can and the fortitude to accept the consequence of change when I cant. Walk 1000 more miles than i did in 2020. Tell Keira Knightly “No you can’t have a night of unbridled and relentless physical sexual pleasure just because ‘you’ want to”. My feelings count too”. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team tractor Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Get my divorce done ASAP stay healthy after loosing 3-4 St . I’m not going back there 🙈. Remember to be me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbuster Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Anyone else giving up smoking? This is my third attempt, best I’ve done is 4 months. It’s been 10hrs 10mins and am feeling good so far, I know theres going to be some difficult times ahead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 (edited) 10 hours ago, grrclark said: My heel cups wince in sympathy with your resolution number 2. My 3 resolutions: Have the courage to make change where I can and the fortitude to accept the consequence of change when I cant. Walk 1000 more miles than i did in 2020. Tell Keira Knightly “No you can’t have a night of unbridled and relentless physical sexual pleasure just because ‘you’ want to”. My feelings count too”. Good luck. Last night she told me this was going to be the year she finally bedded you. She's bought handcuffs and everything Edited January 1, 2021 by chrisjpainter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Not to spoil my granddaughter who is due in 6-7 weeks. Complete missives here and get moved seamlessly (this is not likely). Get my kayak launched over 100 times in a year, and catch a turbot and a squid! More likely than the above 😜 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
figgy Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Don't bother making silly resolutions you can't keep about not spoiling grandchildren. If you don't your wife will. It's one of life's great pleasures or costs 👍 Question any purchase for grandchildren and be prepared for Nanna's wrath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangolin Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Not really resolutions but I will be making a mission to hit a 120kg bench press and a 200kg deadlift Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, chrisjpainter said: Good luck. Last night she told me this was going to be the year she finally bedded you. She's bought handcuffs and everything Did she demand her way with you too? The woman has no boundaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
henry d Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 17 minutes ago, figgy said: Don't bother making silly resolutions you can't keep about not spoiling grandchildren. If you don't your wife will. It's one of life's great pleasures or costs 👍 Question any purchase for grandchildren and be prepared for Nanna's wrath Probably will break that quickly, but I have to be aware that there are other grandparents involved too, don't want any in (law) fighting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
button Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Pangolin said: Not really resolutions but I will be making a mission to hit a 120kg bench press and a 200kg deadlift Got to 190 on the deadlift and felt breaking 200 was on this year, then 4 weeks ago tripped over my daughter and dislocated my shoulder so now back to square 1 Good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Quit smoking.......blown that one already. If I could just get past that roll up with a coffee first thing in the morning I could quit no problems. Did it before 20 years ago so should be able to do it again. Get my own business up and running by June/July. Just need to refine my Google searching for suppliers. Get a huge workshop to facilitate resolution 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islandgun Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 My 17yr old daughter and I have agreed to save the world and have vowed not to use plastic bags on Sunday.. its a start..😀 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pangolin Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 2 hours ago, button said: Got to 190 on the deadlift and felt breaking 200 was on this year, then 4 weeks ago tripped over my daughter and dislocated my shoulder so now back to square 1 Good luck Not nice, luckily ive not had any injuries, youll soon be back in it. Managed 180 in my first year, then just maintained. Tried 185kg about a year ago and the vision in my left went black when i pulled due to the strain, came back after like 15 seconds. Will follow a strength programme and get my **** in gear. Smelling salts help me quite a bit with dead lifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centrepin Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Hmmm, not one for resolutions so: Spoil the wife, kids, grandkids even more than I do. Go on more holidays. Spend less on shooting. No forget the last one.🤣 Maybe I should just stick to, Loose some weight? 🤣🤣🤣 Or Try and get to 2022. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amateur Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 17 hours ago, grrclark said: Tell Keira Knightly “No you can’t have a night of unbridled and relentless physical sexual pleasure just because ‘you’ want to”. My feelings count too”. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DilmOHfnIpFI&ved=2ahUKEwivoLuAoPvtAhXSURUIHaxkAb0QwqsBMAB6BAgBEAM&usg=AOvVaw0iw9fUOGvnKG2scRLbukes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benthejockey Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 Mine are boring; Have a break from drinking - alcohol not fluid in general. I've not got a problem or anything but it just gets a bit "ill just have a beer". Its making me fat and if like to keep it for special occasions and really savour what I'm drinking. Get fit. I'm the most unfit I've ever been. Still fit by normal peoples standards but I used to be 9st 10 throughout the winter, lean and could run 3 miles in 20 minutes and it was a serious pull up to home. Now I feel heavy, I look chubby and couldn't run a bath. My metal leg will limit running because it'll hurt but I'd like to be able to amble a few miles at a decent jog again. Get planning permission for an extension sorted and started! Mrs BTJ is like a woman possessed so the sooner we get it sorted the sooner I dont have to look at 33 the same but different beige kitchens with an aga! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mossy835 Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 i dont make them, because i dont keep to them.give up years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storm in a teacup Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 This year I would like to go wildfowling more I took a decent chunk of leave this season but I couldn't go over the border. Finally find some land with a few deer on. Run a 100 mile ultra i was preparing to do an unsupported 100 but covid stopped all that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oowee Posted January 1, 2021 Report Share Posted January 1, 2021 To bait the pig and sit the night on the high seat waiting it out. Sail to Falmouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grrclark Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 16 hours ago, amateur said: https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DilmOHfnIpFI&ved=2ahUKEwivoLuAoPvtAhXSURUIHaxkAb0QwqsBMAB6BAgBEAM&usg=AOvVaw0iw9fUOGvnKG2scRLbukes Thanks for sharing that. They were a funny pair, Peter Cook was brilliantly dry. From way before my tIme, but have seen a few clips over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 My 3? Not to wet myself as often. Not to dribble as much. Not to toot as much when tying my shoelaces. Happy new Year and stay safe all! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bavarianbrit Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 Just one for me that"s never to post anything on any forum about B exit again after this once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted January 2, 2021 Report Share Posted January 2, 2021 1 minute ago, bavarianbrit said: Just one for me that"s never to post anything on any forum about B exit again after this once. Amen brother 🙌 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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