Vince Green Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 Meet the men who pick up the one tonne of human POO ditched every day in motorway lay-bys – The Sun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lampro Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 I worked for a company many years ago litter picking on the m6 between 16 and 10 junctions, the amount of drivers lucozade in bottles thrown onto the hard shoulder was unreal and the odd carrier bag of **** to top it off, dirty ******** would never think of doing the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saddler Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 27 minutes ago, lampro said: I worked for a company many years ago litter picking on the m6 between 16 and 10 junctions, the amount of drivers lucozade in bottles thrown onto the hard shoulder was unreal and the odd carrier bag of **** to top it off, dirty ******** would never think of doing the same Ah - but the folk living in the proximity of the M6 corridor are unlikely to have the benefit of indoor plumbing - it is the West Mids/South Staffs area after all 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninjaferret Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 1 minute ago, saddler said: Ah - but the folk living in the proximity of the M6 corridor are unlikely to have the benefit of indoor plumbing - it is the West Mids/South Staffs area after all 😁 AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH Hellish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 46 minutes ago, saddler said: Ah - but the folk living in the proximity of the M6 corridor are unlikely to have the benefit of indoor plumbing - it is the West Mids/South Staffs area after all 😁 Our khazi is down the garden and has a long and short drop. We'em very lucky to ave one really. Our motto, it's no good standing on the seat, the bugs in ere can jump 6 feet. Lucky we ave the Times to wipe our ***** on. 😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditchman Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 awful................copious ammounts of "chateau Lay-by" around here during the sugar beet season Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TIGHTCHOKE Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 And lucky you, it has been extended! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 Had a load at work the other week. 1. crackheads ****ting on the pavements in the cemetery, literally everywhere. Cans, bottles, foil, baggies and liquid ****. Lovely. 2. Then workers building the new garage ****ting in bags in their vans then leaving them all along the road. Joy's of council work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 I just cannot imagine how someone unable to stop on a motorway can poo in a carrier bag whilst piloting 42 tons at 56 mph. Sounds dangerous to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DUNKS Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 Laybys on a motorway?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fisheruk Posted February 20, 2021 Report Share Posted February 20, 2021 1 hour ago, DUNKS said: Laybys on a motorway?? They call it a smart motorway.🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yates Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 You don’t want to see the levels of human waste and used toilet rolls left on local walk ways and paths when our traveler friends are in the area Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WalkedUp Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 This is why I consider France a third world country. Spent a period in a rural area and the amount of human excrement was hideous. We were walking along a very quiet route with our dogs and came across an old, fat man squatting in the middle of the path. He tried to stand up but in the shame fell over into his own waste. I am sorry to say we left him there like an upended turtle. He didn’t look injured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mel b3 Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 During my years working for the local authority, I've cleaned more human xxxx from laybys than you could shake a xxxxxx stick at . It's quite common for lorry drivers , or indeed any drivers on a long journey, to urinate into a bottle , and chuck it out of the window . I find it pretty disgusting to be honest ( if you must do it , take it home) , but I just don't believe that lorry drivers are wearing nappies so that they can take a 56mph dump , it simply wouldn't happen. The more likely scenario , is disabled or other incontinent road users, that have needed a roadside change , and have dumped the adult nappies , rather than travelling with them in their vehicle . Being disabled is no excuse for dumping xxxxxx nappies in laybys , nor is making a long journey an excuse for throwing bottles of urine out of the window. I'm happy to have my mind changed if anyone has a greater insight into the nappy issue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbob Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 Golfers are the same during a round of golf they just go into the cover drop there trousers and **** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vince Green Posted February 21, 2021 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 Its the same on the canals. As far as I know, all canal boats must have a toilet or they wouldn't get licenced. That involves going to a boat yard and paying to have the toilet pumped out or emptied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB1 Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 7 hours ago, Bigbob said: Golfers are the same during a round of golf they just go into the cover drop there trousers and **** I've been playing for 40+ years, and never heard or seen anything like that……….. Hope I never visit your course🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackbird Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 (edited) 🤮 Edited February 22, 2021 by blackbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fern01 Posted February 21, 2021 Report Share Posted February 21, 2021 On the subject of unhealthy laybys, the hedges and ditches adjacent are also the most rat infested places I know. This is made worse if there is a food van on site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discobob Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 Our lane goes onto a road that has a few units on it (Big Units) and we walk the dogs up there. My wife asked why there was so many bottles of lucozade in the verge and I pointed to a wagon that was parked up - sometimes there would be polish lorries parked up over a weekend - and said they don't have en suites!! Someone that my Dad new drove in Saudi where facilities were few and very far between and he needed to do his business so he stopped, got out onto the side and dropped his boiler suite, done the business - and then put his boiler suit back on, got his arms in and then shrugged it on - to be hit on the back of the neck with his very own jobbie!!! Also reminds me of one of the more important parts of NBC training - make sure the straps are out of the way 😆 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Best Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 On the Eden one year my mate waded ashore, dropped everything and managed to perform in the back of his chest waders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demonic69 Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 We used to run a pub frequented by wagon drivers. Even though they had access to the toilet, shower block and massive set of bins, I still had to dispose of dozens of bottles and bags of human waste every week. Pretty much every night I had to shout "There's a farking toilet JUST there!" at least once. I always worried that they were bombing up the A1, desperate for relief, tinkling into a random pop bottle at 56mph Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ph5172 Posted February 22, 2021 Report Share Posted February 22, 2021 This is exactly the same as every truck parking area at the services. despite being 100m away from a fully functioning toilet and washing facilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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