old'un Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 "No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticing!" Harry Dunne (Dumb and Dumber) responding to a police officer ordering him to pull over. "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." Dr. Rumack, Airplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
del.gue Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 16 hours ago, Lloyd90 said: I am here to chew bubblegum, and kick ***. And I’m all out of bubblegum. God... its years since i saw that shlock horror... They live... 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adzyvilla Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 "Well, opinions are like *** holes. Everybody has one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mowdy Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 “We applied rule 303” Has to be up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisyrob1 Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 I'm Brian and so is my wife! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strimmer_13 Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 3 hours ago, old'un said: "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley." Dr. Rumack, Airplane. Also along those lines, same actor different films Drebin - "Nice beaver!" Spencer - "Thanks, I've just had it stuffed!" 😂 He was a legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeffgg Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Same old faces. Head masters office in Kes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diver One Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Where's the butter?...........Last Tango in Paris How do you wish to pay for my plumbing services, madam?.....most 1980s Special Interest films i love the smell of napalm in the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol p Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 I know you gentleman have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I’d rather not spend The rest of this winter TIED TO THIS ******* COUCH!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boromir Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did. Matrix: I lied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rookandrabbit Posted March 21, 2020 Report Share Posted March 21, 2020 Mrs Robinson! You are trying to seduce me? .....The Graduate Preeeeeety cars! The Italian Job You have made a covenant with death and with Hell you are in agreement! You are all going to die! Zulu Brandy is for heroes! Zulu alright I know I’m gonna loose here. But I’ll be the best *****ng second you have ever seen. Mcvicar The Mafia? I’ve **** them! The long Good Friday Ramming speed. Ben Hur Broadsword calling Danny boy Where eagles dare Uh, delighted, Sir Truly delighted. A Bridge Too Far We haven’t the proper facilities to take you all prisoner! Sorry! A Bridge Too far Are you not entertained. Gladiator Outstanding! private Pyle! Full metal jacket I think I need to get out more Oooooooooh wait just remembered.......better stay in and watch a good film! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farmboy91 Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 The Italian job, when Michael Caine is picking up his Aston.... Garage Manager: You must have shot an awful lot of tigers, sir. Charlie Croker: Yes, I used a machine gun. Then before they are about to go and do the job...... Charlie Croker:Just remember this - in this country they drive on the wrong side of the road. Both of them get me every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatchap Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 1st from Lock stock and two smoking barrels What the **** is that? Its me Bren gun. Couldn't you have bought something a bit more practical. And my second from Airplane... We need to get this man to a hospital. Hospital? what is it. Its a big building with windows and patients but thats not important right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moor man Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 Do you know what nemesis means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent..................personified in this case by a 'orrible ****.........................................me. Bricktop, snatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin55 Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 'I will show you where the Iron Crosses grow" It's been interesting to look up some of these quotes and find films I've not seen (the magnificent speech from The Great Dictator) or not even heard of (The Adventures Of Ford Fairlane) - thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboycalledleaf Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 Listen......... do you smell something? Dead pan delivery from Ray Stanz / Dan Aykroyd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkin Posted March 22, 2020 Report Share Posted March 22, 2020 "Go ahead punk - make my day". 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saltings Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) nothing like the smell of napalm in the morning frankly my dear I don't give a dam play it again Sam if you build it they will come ill be back et phone home he ll regent it to his dying day if he lives that long Edited March 23, 2020 by Saltings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
washerboy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 Play it again Sam... That's a miss heard quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Boggy Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 "Infamy, infamy, they've all got it in for me" Kenneth Williams, Carry on Cleo. You can see that I don't get out much OB Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisjpainter Posted March 23, 2020 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 'Made it Ma! Top of the world!' 'He finally got to the top of the world... and it blew right up in his face. ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bavarianbrit Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 I"s gots to know. Follow on from Clints Did I fire 5 or 6 times? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robertt Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 I'm Alright Jack. Ian Carmicael, ' and what do you do at the factory ? ' Liz Frazer, ' I'm a spindle polisher '. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
besty57 Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 A man for all seasons Henry 8, On a day like like this a man could fight a lion, Sir Thomas Moore Some men could sir, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penelope Posted March 23, 2020 Report Share Posted March 23, 2020 The whole dialogue from the 'Sicilian' scene from True Romance. A right FU! It's twuu, it's twuuu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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